...stories about what a coffeeboy or 'kopicai' faces at a coffeeshop..the weirdest people...the stingiest...and the most awesome..haha..ALL in ONE place..Believe it or not!
Whoever came up with online shopping as a business seems to be having great returns...
The sprouting of online shopping blogshops has taken over the world!!
I tell you....I should probably be doing something online as well.... Then I'd probably be able to just sit at home and do nothing and collect money....rather than collecting money in the coffeeshop..
Have a look at this website....they have got a whole lot of stuff like bags, tops and one piece dresses.....BUT NOTHING FOR MEN!!!..... whatever happened to sexual equality???!!
Only make the men pay for all the stuff.....KNNCCB!
Men cannot buy stuff online meh?!
Its interesting how simple it is to actually set up a blogshop..
Hmm...wonder if its that simple to set up a blog-coffeeshop!!...
Maybe one fine day......I'd be able to come up with a working business model to cater to the lazy drinkers at home!!... Maybe deliver some food and drinks to the homes itself...
Some people have been really supportive of me setting up a totally new blog.. But there are some who are asking if I would reconsider continuing this blog...... I really don't know. I have lots to say...but not everything can and should be read by the general public. Some are rated PG....and some are even rated XXX...hahahha
I'd rather hear from people who are still visiting this blog... Maybe you guys can drop me a line to see if you'd like me to continue on this address or open a totally new one. So just drop a comment and I'll see it...
I'd like to see if anyone still visits this site after 2-3 months of silence...:)
I'll be checking this blogsite in a few days to see if there are any comments...:)
Hahha... after about a month of having the 'DEAD' picture of him there, I also think its about time we let EZan RAmen off the hook by uploading a new posting.. Although there has not been anything interesting that happened at the shop... but I figured maybe just a little posting to let people know what the hell has been happening to the magnificent coffeeboy!!
Well, over the past month or so the challenges of running a restaurant are becoming more and more real to me. From the heat....to stall management....bickering between stall owners..to MIA Hokkien Mee vendors....to Health Inspectors... to shortage of sugar issues... to very sick morning cashier....to my car having to be in the workshop for almost a week!!
Heres what went down.. After cracking the problem for almost 6 months, I think the efforts have paid off a little (however not enough...). The heat level as decreased but not to my expectations. Am thinking of investing in some super duper canggih system which extracts the heat out of the shop.. (and maybe send the heat directly into the competitors shop!!...hahaha)
Have been hunting also for some new stalls to replace the ones that couldn't make it. Got in a new stall called "Weng Foong Homemade Noodles"... looks a little like 'Pan Mee' but I think it tastes better than that.. Here's a bad picture of it... Taste better than it looks!!..hahha.. Another thing that I will never understand if the phenomenon of "If one stall serves fish balls...the other stalls cannot serve fish balls as well..." I mean...WTFF!!! No ones ever heard of 'competition brings out the best'?? If your shit is good...means your shit is good la!...KNNCCB! Sigh...but in all tradition of a Chinese coffeeshop....we refrain from having clashes la. So....the standing rule is.... "You can serve fish balls if your preparation is different".... (so go use your head on how to make your BALLS different"
Anyway, as some of you may have noticed... I've been closed every night after 11.30pm. This is due to the fact that my anchor stall at night has been MIA. I really can't believe that someone can be this irresponsible as to disappear without letting people know WTF has happened. Just left...like that...leaving all his stuff here. Sickening. Like a little child who doesn't know what is proper and improper behaviour.. KNNCCB!! Solution : Find a new anchor stall for the midnight business! Maybe a real 'Tai Chow'...with dishes and rice and etc...
Then the health inspectors came one Saturday. They even called me to make an appointment!!... So much for spot checks eh?.. But as I always intend my shop to be an 'A' grade coffeeshop...I was ready for them.. So I said to her on the phone... "Boleh datang Check....takde hal... hari hari pun bersih!!" hahaha..... So she came with her team...and did her rounds...and said "Wah...bersih juga ah!" Wah so happy...!!! But then....my happiness was shortlived when she asked... "Semua orang dah dapat suntikan TY2??"... I didn't have an answer for her... (fuck!!..) TY2 is a type of vaccine that protects the food handlers from Typhoid and thus protecting the customers also. My staff has the injection...but some of the stall owners didn't... So I was given a warning letter and 7 days to make sure everyone has had the jab.. So I'm proud to say... Restoran Two Billion is now 'Typhoid Protected'!!!
I can just imagine what the fuck will go on in EZan RAmen's head when he reads this posting later today!!!... Let me give you a preview!!
Before Reading the Posting (just about when he is still blur like a sotong after just waking up..)
..."errr...what happened last night ah??" ..."Eh!!...how come I'm naked??" ..."Where am I??....How did I get here..." ..."Hmm...oh well...I think I'll just read the most super duper kick ass happening blog in the world for a while la..."
(cibais...if you don't know which blog that is....go and freaking staple your head to your balls and roll down the staircase of Batu Caves!!)
Now....imagine some one slapping his forehead....and regreting every moment of last night!!! That would be Mr. EZan RAmen!!... you know why?!!!!
THIS IS WHY!!!!!! Kekeke....want a closer look?!?!....HERE YOU GO!! Hahahhaa......He's probably wondering how the hell did the Coffeeboy get the pictures so soon!!!?? Probably wondering....what other pictures does the magnificent Coffeeboy have?!!! Would the Coffeeboy blackmail his ass!!!...
Well...more photos to come...as I am waiting for the accomplices to supply me with more pictures about how the picture above happened!!!....
Hahaha....you saw it first here!!! Coffeeboy is powerful!!!....hhahhahaha...
EZan RAmen....i'm sorry...but last night...there were alot of cameras...and I'm not the only one with these pictures!!!...hhahaha...
Well so sorry for the long blog-liday (its a new word...so just accept it assholes!!...its a mixture of blog and holiday!!...geddit geddit?) I know its been ages since anything has been posted on this super duper cool ass fuckin' blog site!! Anyway....One more time!!..
"I'm Sorry"
Anyway....we've been rather busy at the shop these days. Doing what you may ask?!...Hahaha... We've been trying to get our mini bikes to work properly...as the bikes are constantly having technical difficulties and our unskilled technicians (e.g. Phie Lote, Hokkien Lau) tried fixing the bikes and therefore....MAKING IT WORSE!!...
If you guys don't know what bikes they are....they are the mini scooters. Have a look at the darn size compared to a real actual sizes helmet!!.. But they are really nice bikes to play with I must say.. Anyone wanna get one...retailing for RM1000....interested parties should contact the Coffeeboy!!!... Anyway....so for now...no more MiniGP races in front of the shop anymore!! But we have had our own entertainment for the past few days!.. Some drunkards came over to the shop and had some drinks...in fact...had quite a lot to drink!.. Look at what kind of conversations took place....soon or not so soon after... Watch the video!!
The guy who was talking and instigating the whole 'sex filled' conversations...and the others, all drunk as hell......where just trying to find out if the old fart had ever 'ejaculated' in a girls ass!! Well....this fella is rather old la...but a whole lot of fun la... He was just telling a bunch of young guys some of his exploits!!... THIS GUY OWES ME RM37.50 FOR THE BEER!!!
Aubrey....please forgive the guy in the video for his repetitive obsession with 'cuming in the ass'... Apparently he wasn't scared at that time...but...once he found out that the 'Coffeeboy' had been secretly recording the video....face changed immediately..Hahaha... I bet you he sobered up!!....Please forgive him...it was the alcohol!!...i think...(haha...Penyu is a pervert!!)
Hahaha....sight to see! Of course the night was followed by some vomiting (a somewhat Loreal model).....some fella breaking a glass....(stupid ass scum).....and some major laughing!!...
Everybody happy....everybody drunk....and no one paid the RM37.50!!...KNNCCB!!!
The psychotic nights are back again in Aman Suria. Last night we tried to re-enact certain scenes from what we know of the 'Mat Rempits'. As we know not all of them are that bad...( yeah right...death to all!!) But this Mat Rempit...some of you may know personally. Have a look!!
We had some racing...Some MotoGP look-a-like cornerings....and even one with sparks coming out of the bike while taking a corner!!! It was one of the funniest things I've seen so far this week.
It all started when the stupid Phie Lote brought the bike to the shop...and since at nights I've become the 'King of Mou-lieu-ness'....my contagious 'mou-lieu' sickness has spread to every one who came last night...as you will see in the next few videos...Everyone was cheering and laughing their asses off!!!
Well...we thought it'll be kinda funny to also re-enact a possible snatch thief situation!! But we had a lack of pretty young helpless women at that time and the best candidate we could find was a guy weighing around 200lbs. (Thats pounds for all you idiots out there...)
No wonder the first time round the 'snatch thief didn't grab the bag!...He was too shocked when he saw the transvestite wannabe walking the streets!! The funniest thing is that the 'model' victim which we chose had a fuckin' stupid ass catwalk which I also cannot tahan without laughing... Super bitchy walk!! (If some of you girls walk like that on the streets....your bag deserves to be snatched!!....I'd even get down and beat the crap outta you if you look like the 'model' victim!!)
Well...apparently tonight we are going to have a race with 2 of these bikes at a time yet to be specified. Tickets can be purchased at the restaurant for a bleeding cheap price of RM0.50. As long as you buy a drink...you are entitled to come laugh at these idiots who will perform stunts. I heard they may even use bowls as obstacle courses as well..
