Thursday, May 28, 2009

Sorry...but this is too good not to post!!

"Tarts my Barreh!?!.."

Hahahhaa.....I'm so sorry...
I love Korea....but this is really too much!!!

Another thing we did in Gentings...

"...Revenge is sweet innit?"

Remember the 'pau stealer'??
See what happened to him....muahhaha!
PAY BACK TIME BITCH!!!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Hilarious Song!!...ahahha...

"...Send Ah Kong...!!"

Haha....guys..have a listen at this song!
To all the Singaporeans...You mutherfuckers!!

In Cantonese.."Fingers open out but never open in..."

Sunday, May 24, 2009

I needed to get away...

"...Grown Men...On a Merry Go Round!!"

One fine night, a few of us decided to go up to Genting Highlands for a short getaway and I really honestly felt that I needed a good break from the hustle and bustle of the shop. I do apologise for the lack of updates but...I have good reasons for it... (I won't tell....but those who know me would totally understand.)

Just imagine...a few buffaloes (metaphoric for 'big sized' men...ok?...idiots!) sitting in a single booth on a merry go round!!!...wouldn't that be a sight to see?!...hahha.. (wait...i'll upload the pictures as soon as I get them from my friend.. and you'll see what I mean...) I felt it was actually an OK day out there... It got me to relax my very troubled head and to forget my stresses for a short time...
It was worth it..

When we first entered into the theme park..(actually before that already I was a bit emotional)...I had a nostalgic feeling about that place. Well to use simple words to explain...I had recently had very happy moments there... it just suddenly hit me. (I almost teared...but because I'm so macho...ahem ahem...I didn't la..) So I tried to brush the sadness away and just played the first ride with the bunch... (sigh...although that ride was also the first thing which reminded me of the past...haha...sorry...abit emotional now....sniff sniff).. Imagine the 'buffaloes' trying to fit into the small seat!!...hahhaa...and I swear we were the loudest in the theme park that day!..
(Again...I'll upload the pictures another time...when??....Once I get them la...stupid!)
Then next we passed the Ferris Wheel and they wanted to go...but I didn't want to..(because I didn't want to spoil the memory of the happiest ride in a Ferris Wheel I previously had)...
So for some reason they didn't in the end...(thank goodness). But I stood there...looking at the Ferris Wheel....reminiscing the times I had before...hhaha...(Sorry...still abit emo...)

After that...I really had to brush the emo-ness away.. So we hit the 'Space Shot' ride...
Hahhaa....boy did we have fun!!.. (you'll see in the video about how freaking loud we were...)
It was the longest wait for us....but we were cam-whoring all the way with our friend's birthday present...!! Some 'Canon' camera with auto focus and shit!!...hahha...Some 'Smart' camera la...
Laughing and doing silly poses.!! (Again...picture to come later..)
Pre Space Shot....!! The fella on the right cannot count...cause they said just show Two Fingers again...

Check the video out instead first!!...


"Banyak Takut....Very Scared!!..."
Honestly, it wasn't scary going up or coming down... The scariest thing for me was the 'not knowing when the thing would drop...and being hung in the air' feeling...thats why you can hear me say.. "HAI LAT JOR!!.....and FUCK THIS SHIT!"
I honestly wasn't scared OK!!!

Anyway, shortly after that ride...the guys wanted to win something for their girl friends...so they started playing the shooting game (where people shoot stuff??...and win prizes?!...you guys dunno means...you need to get out more often ok?!)....and the 'throwing the ring on the bottles' game...(..again...where people throw rings around the bottle necks to win prizes?!..if this one you don't know...GO AND DIE!!)

They started changing tokens at RM2 per token....and it cost 3 tokens to play the game.!!!
HOW FREAKING IRONIC!!!... The one without a girlfriend in his life would be the one who actually won something first!!.....at the first try!?!.. (eh...if you don't know who this person is....faster go and die!) ME- lah!! idiots!

"STOP ASKING ME WHEN I'M GETTING A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!"

Hahhaa....so I started my standard 'Trash-Talking' to the rest of the guys...and BOY DID IT WORK!!... They ended up spending tonnes of money just trying to 'win' something for their girlfriends...(awww...so sweet...choke choke..) If you remember Mr. Alloy and Ms. C??
Hahaha....Mr. Alloy has grown some marbles!!!!... He spent around RM150 bucks!!....until he finally won something for her.... He even had the balls to give it to her...in front of all of us!!!...hahhaa... Congratulations Mr. Alloy!!...at least he made the first step!!
Mr. Alloy...and someone elses prize...(before he won his la...)

Then remember the 'multi-tasker'???... He was the last one to win something!!... And I even said to his girlfriend.. (lets call her Esther....seriously it is her real name).. I said.. "Eh...your boyfriend lousy la....never win anything for you!!!"... WHOA!!!... you should have seen him...instantly walking to the token counter to change money!!... (of course not before saying to me.. "MahChaoHai-er!!").... But...eventually he won la... I'll show you pictures once I get it ok..
Finally la...as consolation for being the last...we let him hold all the prizes la... So that he can feel like he is useful...:)

All in all....it was a good time!!...
Spent the entire day in Genting and Gohtong Jaya...

Bad Luck continued though for me.... The rest of them took the cable car up to Genting...and I didn't want to...because I didn't want to have another 'cable car' ride ever in my life!! (not because I was scared...but I had the best 'cable car' ride ever before...and didn't want to spoil that memory)... So the group went down via cable car first... and I went to have a look at the indoor games alone... and spent a few hours on my own..

When I was walking to the car (hours later...)... I realise that my car keys were in Ms. C's handbag...and she was in Gohtong Jaya already!!!... KNNCCB!!!.... What luck right?!!
I had to grab a taxi down....get my keys...and come back up...and drive back down again to meet them...hahhaa!! 'Suey Tou Hai!!'
They made me take this shot!!... Why must show 2 fingers?...Why cannot show 'ONE'?!?!..haha

But what can I say....I had a great time...!!
Away from the shop....away from the stress....and away from the freaking heat in KL!!
Good times are priceless....
...but....4 huge fellas trying to cramp into a booth on the merry go round...Even more priceless!!!
Hahaha...

Until next interesting thing happens!!...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Bad Luck still going on...

"...Astro got cut!!...KNNCCB!!"

KNNCCB!!...
First the Astro got cut....because I was using a residential account for a commercial lot...
Early morning at 8.45am....nicely the customers was watching the XHE channel....some Chinese series was on....and then...

"The Astro Channel you selected is not included in your subscription. Please contact Astro Customer Service for further details"

So I did.....and I found out it was a enforcement action on commercial outlets which utilise residential accounts for commercial use.. I then asked how much was it to subscribe to Commercial accounts and was told that it depended on the kind of channels selected.

Wah Lai Toi = RM50 per month..
Xing He = RM 45 per month..
Astro Supersports = RM200 per month..
ESPN = RM 250 per month..
Star Sports = RM 200 per month.
Star World = RM 50 per month..

WTF!!! No wonder people are using residential accounts la.
Pay only RM129 for a whole lot of channels... haha..
But I think I'll revert to using the commercial account la....(because I am a LAW ABIDING CITIZEN....shut up you guys!!)

Anyway....I'm in the midst of generating a commercial account....So in the meantime, No Astro at my shop... I will be getting 3 channels only...which is the Xing He, Wah Lai Toi and ESPN only.
Other than that....I think the Free-to-Air channels are still given together FOC.. (I hope...)

Nevermind... Not only the Astro got cut!!
The municipal council fellas came and confiscated 2 Tables and 5 chairs for illegally placing them in the parking lot!!!... Magehamster!!
Talk about bad luck continuing!!

Sigh...I'm going to call the fuckers in the MBPJ tomorrow to ask them about the 'special arrangement' we were supposed to work out...
No more of this shit is going to happen to this shop!!!

Because I am a law abiding citizen, I'm going to arrange that a DVD player be installed at my shop so that I can project some shows instead of Astro... Maybe then I can save some money.
After all....I do own a DVD shop..hhaha.. (yeah yeah..i know...not very law abiding right?...sigh..)

Well, these changes will take place in a short while.
Keep your freaking pants on!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Random 'Mou Lieu-ness'....hahha

"..I think I'm going crazy..."

Hahaha.... Something I did to piss off my housemate!...hahha..
Her stupid soft toy...!!....hahha...

Coffeeboy...is the KING of MOU LIEU-NESS!!

What a Freaking Bad Day...sigh..

"...I can't believe it...seriously..."

I can't begin to tell you how much my day sucked today...it was really quite shitty... There is no way someone could have a shittier day than me today. (Exclude the extreme cases of people in war torn countries or people with 'swine' flu la...) After hearing about my day, you'd be thankful about your day.... trust me.

As most of you know...my day normally starts at night...so I'll start bitching from the approximate time of 4pm ok??... (sigh...how bad can it be right?....just wait and see la..)
All times stated are only for indication only...and not exact ok!?

4.00pm - Had some weird tasting 100 plus from my house only to find out it was expired (...only after finishing it then only I realised..) Eventually caused my stomach to reject the drink and it literally came out my ass.. (Sorry...very dramatic)

6.00pm - Already weak from hours in the toilet... tried to take a bath. Once finished bathing...realised that the towel was outside. Even had a strategy in mind... 'Tip-toe out quickly grab the towel and come back into the toilet as fast as I can so that I would not drip all over the room floor'... (sounds like a brilliant plan...so clever right??...KNNCCB) Who would have thought water and tiles would be slippery!!!!... SLAMM!!!!! I swear I was airborne for about 1.5 seconds before slamming on the floor..Magehamster-ah!!

6.45pm - Packed the laptop into the bag so that I could bring it with me to the shop... Went to the front door, realised that I forgot my phone. Put the laptop bag on the floor by the front door, went back to the bedroom and got my phone and left the house. ... yup..you guessed it... I left the house without the laptop... (only realised it once I reached the shop..KNNCCB)

6.50pm - Went to buy cigs at the shop near the pool. Opened the new pack and transfered the cigs into the special 'Dunhill' Lights metal casing... Took 1 cig...and put it in my mouth... and pressed the button for the lift to the carpark. Again..like a hero try to multi-task...try to unzip my pouch with one hand and put the metal cig casing in with the same hand.... WOOPS...missed and it unbelievably fell straight into the hole into the elevator shaft...!!! (...where got so 'chun' wan....so accurate meh!??!)
The metal casing was new!!!....together with a new pack!!!....KNNCCB!!!

7.00pm - Reached my car after spending some time trying to 'save' the metal casing but the elevator shaft was too deep. (...so of course I failed la...) Tried to start my car.... alarm malfunction...so started blaring and I just couldn't start the car...stupid immobilizer..!! (..but in times of theft...i would be thankful for it la...) So I spent the next 10 mins trying to disarm the alarm...but miraculously after a while, the alarm started functioning again..

7.05pm - As it was dark, switched on the headlights... One side not working!!...ARRGH!!!

7.25pm - Reached the shop, couldn't find parking and rounded for 4 rounds and when I finally found a parking... I scraped the bumper on the pavement...(Shit!)

9.00pm - Decided to play a little wager on soccer...so I bet on 10 games. (play small small only...)... but just my luck, i lost all 10 of them... (Where got people so 'suay' one!?!?!!!) Freaking bookie laughing to the bank...although not much la.

By now....I've started believing that the day was really bad for me...so I eventually just started being very careful...just in case with this kinda luck...I might slip and fall onto something sharp and with my luck it might just pierce my ass!!... So the rest of the night was ok.

The next morning.....when the morning shift came... "Boss....gula habis!!!"
TNMCCB!! at 6am...where the hell to find sugar right?!!?!.... So i got into the car and went looking....

6.15am - Drive to 'TaiKong'....stopped at a faulty traffic light for about 10 secs. SLAM!!!... Motorbike hit my car from behind!!!...Magehamster ah!! Old man say he didn't see....luckily nothing wrong with the car.

6.20am - Found a shop which sells sugar... but only 1kg packs.. (eh...i open coffeeshop...where got use 1kg...we use 50kg sacks..) So kept looking...found another shop which sells 50kg sacks of sugar...but the wrong type of sugar...( we use 'Gula Tebu'...) Again, kept looking...when I finally found the place....I realised that I didn't bring my wallet!!!....WTF MAN!!!

6.45am - Eventually got my wallet...went back and got 2 sacks. Because the shop owner was very old...again I tried to be hero... carry myself!!!... (it really didn't look that heavy...) Think I pulled a muscle... cause because I was lazy to make 2 trips to carry 2 packs...I carried both at the same time..Thats a 100 kilos!!! (close to EZan RAmen's weight....!!..well maybe a bit less!..hhaha..)

7.45am - Reached home and figured that I was very unhealthy and decided to head to the gym to sweat out... Bad mistake!! I almost fainted!!...hahhaa... (came out...lit a cig.....and blacked out for about 1 min....hahha....so clever!)

9am - Went back up to my unit....and realise that I left the keys down at the gym!!...KNNCCB!!
WTF is wrong with me... (Where got people so 'suay' wan....)...

Well....its now near 12pm... I hope the bad luck cycle is gone....cause I can't stand another day like this. I think I'll just go for a massage!!...

Only thing good about today is that I found out how to load videos onto the blog from YouTube. Saves me alot of time....!! So....because I had a bad day....here's a random video...(Shut up you guys...My bad day....My choice of song!!)

EMO EMO EMO!!!


God...Please give me a break ok!?...I promise I'll be a good KopiChai from now on... No more fooling around.... No more stealing money from myself....I promise..!