Damages..

"...cost about 2k to fix everything.."

I'm baaccckkkk!!!... Those mother fuckers think that what happened can keep the coffeeshop down??...FUCK YOU!.. Hahaha.... Up and running the very same day!!
Suck mine assholes!!

Anyway...enough of the venting.
Pass few days was kinda relieving for me as I had many activities after hours. Going for supper in Jalan Alor, having drinks, and maybe this weekend heading to the Karaoke to sing my heart out!
Possibly even serenade a few people...haha..

Phie Lote has been irritating me with his late night phone calls and asking the same old things...

Phie Lote : ..where are you?... (magehamster...never even say hello..)

Coffeeboy: Shop la.. why?

Phie Lote: With who?.. (as if its any of your business...)

Coffeeboy: Got la...niama.. What you want..?

Phie Lote: Kay kay...See maybe later I come.

Coffeeboy: OK OK...

EVERYNIGHT THE SAME CONVERSATION!!.... Maybe I should just record and play back every time he calls...hahhaha.. At least around 2 days ago...the fella gave me a good joke.
He made fun of a certain individual...saying that that person is 'GRAPE-ING'.
I was wondering what the fuck he meant by grape-ing. Then the stupid fella said "MengANGGUR"... (which means 'jobless' in Bahasa Malaysia) If you were to directly translate it...it would mean "Grape-ing" because 'meng..' in Bahasa Malaysia means 'in the act of'....and 'anggur' means grapes!...hahha...

So a being unemployed means 'grape-ing'...
And similar to all dictionaries where words are introduced... We will also throw in a few alternative uses for the word.

Penganggur = Grape-rs (meaning people without jobs)

So learn this new word boys and girls. Make it part of your daily lives because this word is here to stay. (Courtesy of Phie Lote's superb Bahasa Malaysia vocabulary)

Well as many of you know, I have lost my phone. (Very sad...although the phone was already in ICU state) But you guys must forgive me if you ever call me and I ask "Who is this..."
Cause I really lost all details of everyone's number. (even my mom...hahha...sorry Mom)

So if you guys wanna keep in touch...sms me your number again...
If not....you can go and f*** yourselves!..hahhaha..

I'm a bitter coffeeboy!

Sorry...No Post for these few days..

"...Because I am in the midst of killing!!"

Be patient...the posts will come back.
Just that the past few days have been a little hectic for me.
Some of you may have heard about what happened...
I appreciate all the support and concern.

I'll be ok. I'll bounce back...10 times harder!!

Sorry...but this is too good not to post!!

"Tarts my Barreh!?!.."

Hahahhaa.....I'm so sorry...
I love Korea....but this is really too much!!!

Another thing we did in Gentings...

"...Revenge is sweet innit?"

Remember the 'pau stealer'??
See what happened to him....muahhaha!
PAY BACK TIME BITCH!!!

Hilarious Song!!...ahahha...

"...Send Ah Kong...!!"

Haha....guys..have a listen at this song!
To all the Singaporeans...You mutherfuckers!!

In Cantonese.."Fingers open out but never open in..."

I needed to get away...

"...Grown Men...On a Merry Go Round!!"

One fine night, a few of us decided to go up to Genting Highlands for a short getaway and I really honestly felt that I needed a good break from the hustle and bustle of the shop. I do apologise for the lack of updates but...I have good reasons for it... (I won't tell....but those who know me would totally understand.)

Just imagine...a few buffaloes (metaphoric for 'big sized' men...ok?...idiots!) sitting in a single booth on a merry go round!!!...wouldn't that be a sight to see?!...hahha.. (wait...i'll upload the pictures as soon as I get them from my friend.. and you'll see what I mean...) I felt it was actually an OK day out there... It got me to relax my very troubled head and to forget my stresses for a short time...
It was worth it..

When we first entered into the theme park..(actually before that already I was a bit emotional)...I had a nostalgic feeling about that place. Well to use simple words to explain...I had recently had very happy moments there... it just suddenly hit me. (I almost teared...but because I'm so macho...ahem ahem...I didn't la..) So I tried to brush the sadness away and just played the first ride with the bunch... (sigh...although that ride was also the first thing which reminded me of the past...haha...sorry...abit emotional now....sniff sniff).. Imagine the 'buffaloes' trying to fit into the small seat!!...hahhaa...and I swear we were the loudest in the theme park that day!..
(Again...I'll upload the pictures another time...when??....Once I get them la...stupid!)
Then next we passed the Ferris Wheel and they wanted to go...but I didn't want to..(because I didn't want to spoil the memory of the happiest ride in a Ferris Wheel I previously had)...
So for some reason they didn't in the end...(thank goodness). But I stood there...looking at the Ferris Wheel....reminiscing the times I had before...hhaha...(Sorry...still abit emo...)

After that...I really had to brush the emo-ness away.. So we hit the 'Space Shot' ride...
Hahhaa....boy did we have fun!!.. (you'll see in the video about how freaking loud we were...)
It was the longest wait for us....but we were cam-whoring all the way with our friend's birthday present...!! Some 'Canon' camera with auto focus and shit!!...hahha...Some 'Smart' camera la...
Laughing and doing silly poses.!! (Again...picture to come later..)
Pre Space Shot....!! The fella on the right cannot count...cause they said just show Two Fingers again...

Check the video out instead first!!...


"Banyak Takut....Very Scared!!..."
Honestly, it wasn't scary going up or coming down... The scariest thing for me was the 'not knowing when the thing would drop...and being hung in the air' feeling...thats why you can hear me say.. "HAI LAT JOR!!.....and FUCK THIS SHIT!"
I honestly wasn't scared OK!!!

Anyway, shortly after that ride...the guys wanted to win something for their girl friends...so they started playing the shooting game (where people shoot stuff??...and win prizes?!...you guys dunno means...you need to get out more often ok?!)....and the 'throwing the ring on the bottles' game...(..again...where people throw rings around the bottle necks to win prizes?!..if this one you don't know...GO AND DIE!!)

They started changing tokens at RM2 per token....and it cost 3 tokens to play the game.!!!
HOW FREAKING IRONIC!!!... The one without a girlfriend in his life would be the one who actually won something first!!.....at the first try!?!.. (eh...if you don't know who this person is....faster go and die!) ME- lah!! idiots!

"STOP ASKING ME WHEN I'M GETTING A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!"

Hahhaa....so I started my standard 'Trash-Talking' to the rest of the guys...and BOY DID IT WORK!!... They ended up spending tonnes of money just trying to 'win' something for their girlfriends...(awww...so sweet...choke choke..) If you remember Mr. Alloy and Ms. C??
Hahaha....Mr. Alloy has grown some marbles!!!!... He spent around RM150 bucks!!....until he finally won something for her.... He even had the balls to give it to her...in front of all of us!!!...hahhaa... Congratulations Mr. Alloy!!...at least he made the first step!!
Mr. Alloy...and someone elses prize...(before he won his la...)

Then remember the 'multi-tasker'???... He was the last one to win something!!... And I even said to his girlfriend.. (lets call her Esther....seriously it is her real name).. I said.. "Eh...your boyfriend lousy la....never win anything for you!!!"... WHOA!!!... you should have seen him...instantly walking to the token counter to change money!!... (of course not before saying to me.. "MahChaoHai-er!!").... But...eventually he won la... I'll show you pictures once I get it ok..
Finally la...as consolation for being the last...we let him hold all the prizes la... So that he can feel like he is useful...:)

All in all....it was a good time!!...
Spent the entire day in Genting and Gohtong Jaya...

Bad Luck continued though for me.... The rest of them took the cable car up to Genting...and I didn't want to...because I didn't want to have another 'cable car' ride ever in my life!! (not because I was scared...but I had the best 'cable car' ride ever before...and didn't want to spoil that memory)... So the group went down via cable car first... and I went to have a look at the indoor games alone... and spent a few hours on my own..

When I was walking to the car (hours later...)... I realise that my car keys were in Ms. C's handbag...and she was in Gohtong Jaya already!!!... KNNCCB!!!.... What luck right?!!
I had to grab a taxi down....get my keys...and come back up...and drive back down again to meet them...hahhaa!! 'Suey Tou Hai!!'
They made me take this shot!!... Why must show 2 fingers?...Why cannot show 'ONE'?!?!..haha

But what can I say....I had a great time...!!
Away from the shop....away from the stress....and away from the freaking heat in KL!!
Good times are priceless....
...but....4 huge fellas trying to cramp into a booth on the merry go round...Even more priceless!!!
Hahaha...

Until next interesting thing happens!!...

Bad Luck still going on...

"...Astro got cut!!...KNNCCB!!"

KNNCCB!!...
First the Astro got cut....because I was using a residential account for a commercial lot...
Early morning at 8.45am....nicely the customers was watching the XHE channel....some Chinese series was on....and then...

"The Astro Channel you selected is not included in your subscription. Please contact Astro Customer Service for further details"

So I did.....and I found out it was a enforcement action on commercial outlets which utilise residential accounts for commercial use.. I then asked how much was it to subscribe to Commercial accounts and was told that it depended on the kind of channels selected.

Wah Lai Toi = RM50 per month..
Xing He = RM 45 per month..
Astro Supersports = RM200 per month..
ESPN = RM 250 per month..
Star Sports = RM 200 per month.
Star World = RM 50 per month..

WTF!!! No wonder people are using residential accounts la.
Pay only RM129 for a whole lot of channels... haha..
But I think I'll revert to using the commercial account la....(because I am a LAW ABIDING CITIZEN....shut up you guys!!)

Anyway....I'm in the midst of generating a commercial account....So in the meantime, No Astro at my shop... I will be getting 3 channels only...which is the Xing He, Wah Lai Toi and ESPN only.
Other than that....I think the Free-to-Air channels are still given together FOC.. (I hope...)

Nevermind... Not only the Astro got cut!!
The municipal council fellas came and confiscated 2 Tables and 5 chairs for illegally placing them in the parking lot!!!... Magehamster!!
Talk about bad luck continuing!!

Sigh...I'm going to call the fuckers in the MBPJ tomorrow to ask them about the 'special arrangement' we were supposed to work out...
No more of this shit is going to happen to this shop!!!

Because I am a law abiding citizen, I'm going to arrange that a DVD player be installed at my shop so that I can project some shows instead of Astro... Maybe then I can save some money.
After all....I do own a DVD shop..hhaha.. (yeah yeah..i know...not very law abiding right?...sigh..)

Well, these changes will take place in a short while.
Keep your freaking pants on!