Nobody drinks until like that wan la....

"....EZan RAmen......RIP"

I can just imagine what the fuck will go on in EZan RAmen's head when he reads this posting later today!!!... Let me give you a preview!!

Before Reading the Posting (just about when he is still blur like a sotong after just waking up..)

..."errr...what happened last night ah??"
..."Eh!!...how come I'm naked??"
..."Where am I??....How did I get here..."
..."Hmm...oh well...I think I'll just read the most super duper kick ass happening blog in the world for a while la..."

(cibais...if you don't know which blog that is....go and freaking staple your head to your balls and roll down the staircase of Batu Caves!!)

Now....imagine some one slapping his forehead....and regreting every moment of last night!!!
That would be Mr. EZan RAmen!!... you know why?!!!!

THIS IS WHY!!!!!!
Kekeke....want a closer look?!?!....HERE YOU GO!!
Hahahhaa......He's probably wondering how the hell did the Coffeeboy get the pictures so soon!!!?? Probably wondering....what other pictures does the magnificent Coffeeboy have?!!!
Would the Coffeeboy blackmail his ass!!!...

Well...more photos to come...as I am waiting for the accomplices to supply me with more pictures about how the picture above happened!!!....

Hahaha....you saw it first here!!!
Coffeeboy is powerful!!!....hhahhahaha...

EZan RAmen....i'm sorry...but last night...there were alot of cameras...and I'm not the only one with these pictures!!!...hhahaha...

I'm baaaccckk!!!

"Whats been happening?...you may ask.."

Well so sorry for the long blog-liday (its a new word...so just accept it assholes!!...its a mixture of blog and holiday!!...geddit geddit?) I know its been ages since anything has been posted on this super duper cool ass fuckin' blog site!! Anyway....One more time!!..

"I'm Sorry"

Anyway....we've been rather busy at the shop these days. Doing what you may ask?!...Hahaha... We've been trying to get our mini bikes to work properly...as the bikes are constantly having technical difficulties and our unskilled technicians (e.g. Phie Lote, Hokkien Lau) tried fixing the bikes and therefore....MAKING IT WORSE!!...

If you guys don't know what bikes they are....they are the mini scooters.
Have a look at the darn size compared to a real actual sizes helmet!!..
But they are really nice bikes to play with I must say.. Anyone wanna get one...retailing for RM1000....interested parties should contact the Coffeeboy!!!...
Anyway....so for now...no more MiniGP races in front of the shop anymore!!
But we have had our own entertainment for the past few days!.. Some drunkards came over to the shop and had some drinks...in fact...had quite a lot to drink!..
Look at what kind of conversations took place....soon or not so soon after...
Watch the video!!

The guy who was talking and instigating the whole 'sex filled' conversations...and the others, all drunk as hell......where just trying to find out if the old fart had ever 'ejaculated' in a girls ass!!
Well....this fella is rather old la...but a whole lot of fun la... He was just telling a bunch of young guys some of his exploits!!... THIS GUY OWES ME RM37.50 FOR THE BEER!!!

Aubrey....please forgive the guy in the video for his repetitive obsession with 'cuming in the ass'...
Apparently he wasn't scared at that time...but...once he found out that the 'Coffeeboy' had been secretly recording the video....face changed immediately..Hahaha...
I bet you he sobered up!!....Please forgive him...it was the alcohol!!...i think...(haha...Penyu is a pervert!!)

Hahaha....sight to see!
Of course the night was followed by some vomiting (a somewhat Loreal model).....some fella breaking a glass....(stupid ass scum).....and some major laughing!!...

Everybody happy....everybody drunk....and no one paid the RM37.50!!...KNNCCB!!!

Mat Rempit Aman Suria!!!

"...Snatch Thief!!...Help me!!"

The psychotic nights are back again in Aman Suria. Last night we tried to re-enact certain scenes from what we know of the 'Mat Rempits'. As we know not all of them are that bad...( yeah right...death to all!!) But this Mat Rempit...some of you may know personally.
Have a look!!



We had some racing...Some MotoGP look-a-like cornerings....and even one with sparks coming out of the bike while taking a corner!!! It was one of the funniest things I've seen so far this week.


It all started when the stupid Phie Lote brought the bike to the shop...and since at nights I've become the 'King of Mou-lieu-ness'....my contagious 'mou-lieu' sickness has spread to every one who came last night...as you will see in the next few videos...Everyone was cheering and laughing their asses off!!!

Well...we thought it'll be kinda funny to also re-enact a possible snatch thief situation!!
But we had a lack of pretty young helpless women at that time and the best candidate we could find was a guy weighing around 200lbs. (Thats pounds for all you idiots out there...)


No wonder the first time round the 'snatch thief didn't grab the bag!...He was too shocked when he saw the transvestite wannabe walking the streets!!
The funniest thing is that the 'model' victim which we chose had a fuckin' stupid ass catwalk which I also cannot tahan without laughing... Super bitchy walk!! (If some of you girls walk like that on the streets....your bag deserves to be snatched!!....I'd even get down and beat the crap outta you if you look like the 'model' victim!!)


Well...apparently tonight we are going to have a race with 2 of these bikes at a time yet to be specified. Tickets can be purchased at the restaurant for a bleeding cheap price of RM0.50.
As long as you buy a drink...you are entitled to come laugh at these idiots who will perform stunts. I heard they may even use bowls as obstacle courses as well..

It should be a sight to seee!!
IDIOTS!!!..

Damages..

"...cost about 2k to fix everything.."

I'm baaccckkkk!!!... Those mother fuckers think that what happened can keep the coffeeshop down??...FUCK YOU!.. Hahaha.... Up and running the very same day!!
Suck mine assholes!!

Anyway...enough of the venting.
Pass few days was kinda relieving for me as I had many activities after hours. Going for supper in Jalan Alor, having drinks, and maybe this weekend heading to the Karaoke to sing my heart out!
Possibly even serenade a few people...haha..

Phie Lote has been irritating me with his late night phone calls and asking the same old things...

Phie Lote : ..where are you?... (magehamster...never even say hello..)

Coffeeboy: Shop la.. why?

Phie Lote: With who?.. (as if its any of your business...)

Coffeeboy: Got la...niama.. What you want..?

Phie Lote: Kay kay...See maybe later I come.

Coffeeboy: OK OK...

EVERYNIGHT THE SAME CONVERSATION!!.... Maybe I should just record and play back every time he calls...hahhaha.. At least around 2 days ago...the fella gave me a good joke.
He made fun of a certain individual...saying that that person is 'GRAPE-ING'.
I was wondering what the fuck he meant by grape-ing. Then the stupid fella said "MengANGGUR"... (which means 'jobless' in Bahasa Malaysia) If you were to directly translate it...it would mean "Grape-ing" because 'meng..' in Bahasa Malaysia means 'in the act of'....and 'anggur' means grapes!...hahha...

So a being unemployed means 'grape-ing'...
And similar to all dictionaries where words are introduced... We will also throw in a few alternative uses for the word.

Penganggur = Grape-rs (meaning people without jobs)

So learn this new word boys and girls. Make it part of your daily lives because this word is here to stay. (Courtesy of Phie Lote's superb Bahasa Malaysia vocabulary)

Well as many of you know, I have lost my phone. (Very sad...although the phone was already in ICU state) But you guys must forgive me if you ever call me and I ask "Who is this..."
Cause I really lost all details of everyone's number. (even my mom...hahha...sorry Mom)

So if you guys wanna keep in touch...sms me your number again...
If not....you can go and f*** yourselves!..hahhaha..

I'm a bitter coffeeboy!

Sorry...No Post for these few days..

"...Because I am in the midst of killing!!"

Be patient...the posts will come back.
Just that the past few days have been a little hectic for me.
Some of you may have heard about what happened...
I appreciate all the support and concern.

I'll be ok. I'll bounce back...10 times harder!!