Mat Rempit Aman Suria!!!

"...Snatch Thief!!...Help me!!"

The psychotic nights are back again in Aman Suria. Last night we tried to re-enact certain scenes from what we know of the 'Mat Rempits'. As we know not all of them are that bad...( yeah right...death to all!!) But this Mat Rempit...some of you may know personally.
Have a look!!



We had some racing...Some MotoGP look-a-like cornerings....and even one with sparks coming out of the bike while taking a corner!!! It was one of the funniest things I've seen so far this week.


It all started when the stupid Phie Lote brought the bike to the shop...and since at nights I've become the 'King of Mou-lieu-ness'....my contagious 'mou-lieu' sickness has spread to every one who came last night...as you will see in the next few videos...Everyone was cheering and laughing their asses off!!!

Well...we thought it'll be kinda funny to also re-enact a possible snatch thief situation!!
But we had a lack of pretty young helpless women at that time and the best candidate we could find was a guy weighing around 200lbs. (Thats pounds for all you idiots out there...)


No wonder the first time round the 'snatch thief didn't grab the bag!...He was too shocked when he saw the transvestite wannabe walking the streets!!
The funniest thing is that the 'model' victim which we chose had a fuckin' stupid ass catwalk which I also cannot tahan without laughing... Super bitchy walk!! (If some of you girls walk like that on the streets....your bag deserves to be snatched!!....I'd even get down and beat the crap outta you if you look like the 'model' victim!!)


Well...apparently tonight we are going to have a race with 2 of these bikes at a time yet to be specified. Tickets can be purchased at the restaurant for a bleeding cheap price of RM0.50.
As long as you buy a drink...you are entitled to come laugh at these idiots who will perform stunts. I heard they may even use bowls as obstacle courses as well..

It should be a sight to seee!!
IDIOTS!!!..