"... They are not what they seem...."
As I was driving back to the shop last night after a friend's wedding dinner, I stopped to pump petrol and as usual, paid and started filling up. Suddenly, this car pulled up next to me and parked at the next pump.... phewwitt!!! (hot chick in the house...or in the petrol station!!...whichever sounds cooler..) I quickly decided to be cool and act like I did not notice her... (that failed badly...hahaha)
She was really quite brave to come and pump petrol in the middle of the night....alone..(hot and alone..yay!!) But I noticed that she was fumbling around her car like she was trying to find something.. So I looked at her at the corner of my eye and minded my own business (just in case she freaks out and starts yelling for help...you know these days with robberies and all..)
Eventually, I had to make eye contact...(rule no.1 of flirting..don't make eye contact immediately)..and smiled. (rule no. 2 of flirting...smile..cause you'd look like shit if you don't).
She smiled back and she looked even more stunning than before...haha. I thought to myself "Yes-lah....finally get to meet a hot chick!!".... So in my mind I was prepping myself on what to say and how to project myself as being helpful...and nice.
So luckily I was well dressed (apart from my normal coffee shop attire)... enough to project the image that I was not a pervert named Phie Lote..hhaha...
Eventually, she came over and the entire imagery of her being a slender hot chick shattered when she opened her mouth....
"Ehh....can you prease help me?.. I duunno how to oo-pen the put petrol thing. I look look look ...I kennot find la. Haha.. I'm so tellible (which i guessed was the word terrible).. Can prease help me ah?"
Whoa....if you guys know me...I really cannot stomach hot chicks who cannot speak English proper...hahha...automatically, the charm switch kinda tripped..hhahaha..
Obviously, I helped her out la... and guess what she said after....???
"Fank you so mush".....HHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Oh well...so much for meeting a hot chick.... If she'd ask for a name and number, I'd give my name as Tan. Phone number 012-2962218. (Rule no 3 of flirting.. If you wanna escape the person...give Phie Lote's number...hahha..)
Hahaha...
I didn't la!!!...Stop complaining la Phie Lote...(I know you wish I did right??..hhahha)
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Oh well..."never judge a book by its cover"
ReplyDeleteNo Shit Sherlock!!.. Haha...but she was hot!..hHAHAHA... i Guess if you don't really wanna talk in the relationship...it would be alright.
ReplyDeletemight as well get an ugly girl and just turn off the lights...no harm there also wat. LOL
ReplyDeletesounds like the gal of your dreams :)
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