What a Freaking Bad Day...sigh..

"...I can't believe it...seriously..."

I can't begin to tell you how much my day sucked today...it was really quite shitty... There is no way someone could have a shittier day than me today. (Exclude the extreme cases of people in war torn countries or people with 'swine' flu la...) After hearing about my day, you'd be thankful about your day.... trust me.

As most of you know...my day normally starts at night...so I'll start bitching from the approximate time of 4pm ok??... (sigh...how bad can it be right?....just wait and see la..)
All times stated are only for indication only...and not exact ok!?

4.00pm - Had some weird tasting 100 plus from my house only to find out it was expired (...only after finishing it then only I realised..) Eventually caused my stomach to reject the drink and it literally came out my ass.. (Sorry...very dramatic)

6.00pm - Already weak from hours in the toilet... tried to take a bath. Once finished bathing...realised that the towel was outside. Even had a strategy in mind... 'Tip-toe out quickly grab the towel and come back into the toilet as fast as I can so that I would not drip all over the room floor'... (sounds like a brilliant plan...so clever right??...KNNCCB) Who would have thought water and tiles would be slippery!!!!... SLAMM!!!!! I swear I was airborne for about 1.5 seconds before slamming on the floor..Magehamster-ah!!

6.45pm - Packed the laptop into the bag so that I could bring it with me to the shop... Went to the front door, realised that I forgot my phone. Put the laptop bag on the floor by the front door, went back to the bedroom and got my phone and left the house. ... yup..you guessed it... I left the house without the laptop... (only realised it once I reached the shop..KNNCCB)

6.50pm - Went to buy cigs at the shop near the pool. Opened the new pack and transfered the cigs into the special 'Dunhill' Lights metal casing... Took 1 cig...and put it in my mouth... and pressed the button for the lift to the carpark. Again..like a hero try to multi-task...try to unzip my pouch with one hand and put the metal cig casing in with the same hand.... WOOPS...missed and it unbelievably fell straight into the hole into the elevator shaft...!!! (...where got so 'chun' wan....so accurate meh!??!)
The metal casing was new!!!....together with a new pack!!!....KNNCCB!!!

7.00pm - Reached my car after spending some time trying to 'save' the metal casing but the elevator shaft was too deep. (...so of course I failed la...) Tried to start my car.... alarm malfunction...so started blaring and I just couldn't start the car...stupid immobilizer..!! (..but in times of theft...i would be thankful for it la...) So I spent the next 10 mins trying to disarm the alarm...but miraculously after a while, the alarm started functioning again..

7.05pm - As it was dark, switched on the headlights... One side not working!!...ARRGH!!!

7.25pm - Reached the shop, couldn't find parking and rounded for 4 rounds and when I finally found a parking... I scraped the bumper on the pavement...(Shit!)

9.00pm - Decided to play a little wager on soccer...so I bet on 10 games. (play small small only...)... but just my luck, i lost all 10 of them... (Where got people so 'suay' one!?!?!!!) Freaking bookie laughing to the bank...although not much la.

By now....I've started believing that the day was really bad for me...so I eventually just started being very careful...just in case with this kinda luck...I might slip and fall onto something sharp and with my luck it might just pierce my ass!!... So the rest of the night was ok.

The next morning.....when the morning shift came... "Boss....gula habis!!!"
TNMCCB!! at 6am...where the hell to find sugar right?!!?!.... So i got into the car and went looking....

6.15am - Drive to 'TaiKong'....stopped at a faulty traffic light for about 10 secs. SLAM!!!... Motorbike hit my car from behind!!!...Magehamster ah!! Old man say he didn't see....luckily nothing wrong with the car.

6.20am - Found a shop which sells sugar... but only 1kg packs.. (eh...i open coffeeshop...where got use 1kg...we use 50kg sacks..) So kept looking...found another shop which sells 50kg sacks of sugar...but the wrong type of sugar...( we use 'Gula Tebu'...) Again, kept looking...when I finally found the place....I realised that I didn't bring my wallet!!!....WTF MAN!!!

6.45am - Eventually got my wallet...went back and got 2 sacks. Because the shop owner was very old...again I tried to be hero... carry myself!!!... (it really didn't look that heavy...) Think I pulled a muscle... cause because I was lazy to make 2 trips to carry 2 packs...I carried both at the same time..Thats a 100 kilos!!! (close to EZan RAmen's weight....!!..well maybe a bit less!..hhaha..)

7.45am - Reached home and figured that I was very unhealthy and decided to head to the gym to sweat out... Bad mistake!! I almost fainted!!...hahhaa... (came out...lit a cig.....and blacked out for about 1 min....hahha....so clever!)

9am - Went back up to my unit....and realise that I left the keys down at the gym!!...KNNCCB!!
WTF is wrong with me... (Where got people so 'suay' wan....)...

Well....its now near 12pm... I hope the bad luck cycle is gone....cause I can't stand another day like this. I think I'll just go for a massage!!...

Only thing good about today is that I found out how to load videos onto the blog from YouTube. Saves me alot of time....!! So....because I had a bad day....here's a random video...(Shut up you guys...My bad day....My choice of song!!)

EMO EMO EMO!!!


God...Please give me a break ok!?...I promise I'll be a good KopiChai from now on... No more fooling around.... No more stealing money from myself....I promise..!