Its the standard line used when the darn enforcement people come... They are always seeking ways to make your life a living hell... I think I was born to be a rebel... And I've always been at loggerheads with the people in uniforms...
(...but I'm cool with chicks in nurses uniforms, japanese school uniforms...hahha)
Maybe because I have issues with people in 'power'....hahhaa..
They came one night while I was manning the counter and called me out to the front of the shop.. They started telling me that they are the new bunch of people in charge of the area and that the old bunch have been transferred. So...in my mind... I was thinking "3 cans of 100 plus and three red notes" for them to shut the fuck up and leave me alone...
Then I asked, so who is in charge now? They told me that they'd bring their boss around soon.
So obviously I said OK la. But I told them.... " Engkau bawak boss dulu, kita pergi tempat lain...kita duduk...kita cerita 'system' baru..."
I think I pissed them off...cause I didn't want to deal with them at all... then they started saying these things.....
PJ: Kalau kita datang... kena saman la...
Coffeeboy: Kalau kena sama.....kena bayar la... (snigger snigger...)
PJ: Takkan 'you' mahu kena saman??...Tak leceh ke?
Coffeeboy: Kalau 'leceh' pun terpaksa la kan??... Abang semua ni kena jalan tugas juga....
PJ: (looking confused by now...) Eh... kita cerita la...macam mana nak settle ni..
Coffeeboy: (looking even more confused)... Eh?...Aku ingat abang nak jalankan tugas??.. Jadi macam mana nak cerita??...(Hahaa....suddenly I was the one in the driving seat!!)
PJ: Tak-pe la bang... Suka hati la. (starts rubbing his humongous tummy and laughing..)
Coffeeboy:.. Haus??... Aku 'tapau' 100 plus hari ini....bila you bawak boss....kita cerita..OK?
PJ: Boleh la...Thank you ah... (Taking the 3 drinks..)
Coffeeboy: OK...jumpa lagi ah.... (..I was thinking...KNNCCB...bastards..)..BIG BIG SMILE!!
Sigh....I felt that these are the 'licensed robbers'...which I cannot use my weapons on...Oh well... so much for law enforcement... Irritating!!
At least something good happened today. If you have been coming to the shop these days, you'd already notice a stall called 'Lok Lok Brothers' sitting in the side area. Well....they've finally gotten their asses up and running. Had a trial run yesterday...
It was nice...haha~!!!
There is supposed to be around 18-25 varieties of food...but because it was a trial run... many were not ready.. but tonight should have a better spread!! Notice the stupid 'peace' sign?... Thats the idiot Phie Lote..(look for the guilty face in the next picture..) He ate and did not pay!!...
Apparently, Mr. EZan RAmen is coming later to try to eat 100 sticks of the stuff. If he can do it... HE DOESN'T NEED TO PAY!!!... Haha...Will keep you guys posted on that challenge.After all, he's a free man from today onwards!!
(EZan RAmen is a celebrity when it comes to my shop...all the stalls love him!... Unlike some people who blog negatively about him.... He's an angel..and a good catch... Your loss!!...KNNCCB!!)
If possible, I'll do a live coverage on his eating challenge!!.. Fuck HERBALIFE!!..haha
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