Due to popular demand...

"... He felt left out...!!"

After publishing so many embarassing videos....the 'Pau Stealer' felt left out...
He asked..."eh..you didn't post the CNY Lion Dance video meh??"
So...I knew he wanted to be covered by this magnificent blog lor....So here's how it went down!!

On one of the lonely nights before the shop opened, we were just hanging out in the DVD shop. It was during Chinese New Year and again we had nothing to do. Then one 'mou lieu' suggestion came from Mr. Mingguang to do our very own lion dance. But we had no lion dance suit and drums...

So we IMPROVISED!!!...

Have a look!!!



THERE WERE CUSTOMERS THERE!!!!.....OMG!!!

Well if you want to book this 'lion' for next year's lion dance, please call Mr. Hadam at 012-3062640. Ask for him to come and dance at your house.. We're cheaper than the other lion dance fellas...

Haha....

What a Load of Bullshit!!

"...Never fuckin' believe anything on Facebook!!"

Hhahha... I was surfing on my WI-FI connection in my shop and I came across this test which I found rather interesting! It was "When will you be married?" test...
(Hey!!..It does not mean anything when you take the test!!...I'm not in a hurry to get married ok?!!!...Mary, you first...then me..you're 30 already!!)

Well, FUCK THE RESULTS!!!...Load of Bullshit!
Check it out!....Un-fucking-believable!!



Well I'm wayyyy past that age!! ... and not even close!! ( Hint Hint...all the sisters out there...time to help me out ok?!...If you know what I mean...)

Hmm...I'm still waiting for the right one! That is my only excuse...
Sorry Mom & Dad.... I think I failed you guys....again..
Even the computer is not helping me...:(

Anyway...I'm bitter from the past!..haha... Carmen Soo...where are you?!

Revenge for Stealing the Paus...

"...and eye for an eye!!!"

If you remember the freaking 'Pau' Stealers..
Well... Tonight there won't be any interesting blogs...as I will be busy watching these 2 DVDs.
Which I did not pay for!!...HAH!!
Revenge is sweet!...KNNCCB!!
Eh???...Why upside down?...Err...I'm still new at this so...Please forgive me.. So..."Mall Cop" and "Fast and Furious 4" is out...CLEAR COPY!! (some advertisement for my DVD shop la..)

Anyway, tomorrow my morning cashier will start work.... which means I can go back to living a normal life. This job pays higher than the usual because I feel that this person is experienced and worth it. She's a Christian woman who will take no rubbish from anyone.. So I believe she's really trustworthy...Thank you God! Her job title.. Resource and Revenue Director!!!...

I'll have to teach her everything tomorrow so I won't be blogging tonight..(err...apart from this posting la..) Well, i hope that she can last the afternoon heat though.. I believe the heat is caused by the 'Mixed Rice' soup boiler which is placed at the entrance of the shop.. Then it traps the heat inside the shop.. Maybe I'll try changing it around in the morning.

Hmm... Remember the previous blog??...On the kind of friends that I have??...
I did not get much flak for that... (well.. maybe because the victims are not blog readers....haha Smart leh...) So please keep the posting to yourselves ok.

I've been asked to do an interview for some 'foosball' feature...(Hmm..I wonder why they'd ask me...) I asked the fella who approached me the same question....WHY!!??
He couldn't answer me at all... So maybe when he covers the interview, I'll do a write up on that as well.. Haha... But the interview has to be done at the coffeeshop... With cameras and spotlights as well...:)

Anyway...Movie time..
Its cleaning day at the shop today... and I'm watching DVDs in the office.
I like this life!..hhaha...

What Kind of Friends do I have?!?!

Warning!! The contents of this blog is extremely sensitive to some people....but hilarious to others. The intention of this posting is for entertainment only and not meant to incriminate anyone...or HUMILIATE them..(well maybe a little..)
Please act normal if you see them...please...:)


What kind of friends do I have..you may ask..Haha...There is no point explaining to you what kind of people they are...You should just see for yourselves. This posting is supposed to just show you a day in the life of some of my friends...Just be entertained.


Firstly.. We have the "Pau Stealer". This fella can be seen in the DVD shop most of the time in Aman Suria. We used to do the stupidest things in the middle of the night...Just like we own the world. The following video shows what NOT TO DO before you sell off a car.. Have a look.


Next we have a Portuguese fella by the name of 'Collene' (name changed to protect the identity of the person again...haha) He has been crowned the 'King of Tut'. Now for those of you who are not exposed to the causes of 'Special K'...it will cause strange behaviour and sometime causes 'jamming' of your system. Special K is actually horse tranquilizer...hahha...
(can't believe that these people will sniff or snort up some substance which people stuff up horse's arses...but these are the effects...haha)


Side Effect 1 - Jamming
This effect is considered minor already. What it does is it sort of causes your body not to be able to respond to your 'will' to move. In this case, Collene's pants was taken off and he could not even pull it up himself.... Even if he wanted to...hahhaa...
Oh..Damn you guys...(Mind telling the hands..)...Pick Pants Up...Pick Pants Up!!..Arrgh..Can't move...

Grrr....I'll get you for this...(the moment I can regain control...)

Side Effect 2 - Strange Behaviour
In this video, you will see him acting strangely and calling out the brand of the Air-conditioning.. But as the video progresses...he starts saying something that sounds like "Ass Wipe"....but it was actually the same word...."Panasonic"...hahha..

"Panasonic....Panasonic....Panasonic...Pan--wipe...Pass-wipe......Ass Wipe.." - What the fuck hahaha!!!

Word of Advice :
If you don't want to end up like this fella...
STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!!

Then we have another guy...who loves the camera. And believe me....the following videos are YouTube qualified.. Meaning that the world should be able to see this...
Some nights in Aman Suria can get a little boring...So we have to make up our own entertainment. Well...we also have a DVD business a few doors away from my coffee shop... and at the DVD shop we do sell MTVs and Music CDs.

So for 'Promotional purposes' we have our very own star performer (we can't afford a real star...due to economic slowdown..) Mr. Mingguang (again need to hide identity...ahah) to perform some entertainment for the customers. Have a look...

Some times also performs some dance routines with our mascot...

If you wanna see more videos of his performances...you will need to file a special request via this blog...OK!!

And the final one!!!! This fella takes the cake!!
We all love him. He provides the best entertainment for all...
Well sometimes, we like to share....and we feel that we need to share this moment of privacy with the world... So please don't ask me where I got these videos from....I will never tell..
I know and see everything!!!...Hahha..

First Video.. Indecent Exposure!!!

We felt he needed to 'air' something..

Second Video... To show the world that he can Multi-Task!

Talking business...!! (geddit geddit?...hahahahahhaha)


Well, because I wanted to post these things up today, I knew I'd receive some sort of retribution... so I was prepared for something bad to happen to me today..and it did...:(

I GOT 'FINED' by a cop....for Illegal Parking. (damn it!!)
Anyway...did you know that the Police Force in Malaysia is no longer called the PDRM??
I just found out today that they are now called "POLMAS'...(wtf!!).
Its supposed to stand for POLIS MALAYSIA. (some genius came up with this name..:S)

So since I got fined already, we decided to have some fun with the Policeman's bike...hahah.
Please have a look at the 'new' bike.. Both the 'Pau Stealer' and I did some fashion poses near the bike!!...hahha..

He even turned on the siren for us when he rode off!!...hahaha... Love the Malaysian cops!!..
(sometimes...)

Anyway...hope you are entertained. I'll need to turn off my phone from now on cause I reckon these people will throw a fit once they find out.. Especially the last fella.. The 'Multi-Tasker'...

Mr. Kajo...(again a disguised name...)... We love you!!

Day Out!!

"...I knew there was someone who agreed with me..."

If you guys remember the "Dum Chun Toi" syndrome from one of the previous posts... Here is a comment posted for that blog post. This girl sounds genuine enough to tell about how they really feel about guys who just sit and do nothing...

"THEY DO NOTHING ABOUT IT TOO!!!..."

So if you guys don't want to suffer from the 'Bang Balls' syndrome, you guys better act fast.
Stop finding excuses and make assumptions for your fears and grow a pair of marbles.

Anonymous said...

lol.. didn't know such syndrome exist, thanks for sharing!! im a girl, n when my girl friend's have problems, we share it.. more of a normal thing to us than to u guys. but thing is, girl's pretty common problem is tat why certain guys seem like they're interested but never act!! we then conclude tat guys these days either have no balls, or just waits for the girl to make the move. so as girls, we wouldn't do anything!! tell ur friend! n those corny msgs, please....

Sigh... These people will never learn until they have banged up their own balls.

Anyway, today was the first day I went out in the day...haha..
I went to my old office area for lunch. Accompanied my friends to renew their passports and had a drink in Starbucks!! ( ..I still don't see why people would pay RM14 for a coffee....and complain about RM0.10 for a coffee in a coffee shop!...KNNCCB!)

I tell you guys, driving out to Bangsar was like a whole new experience for me... Was kinda like a road trip... I was glad to use some of the petrol which I filled into my car on the 8th of April....and I've still got more than 1/2 tank...:)
I was like "WhOA...this place become like this already aaaa..." and "Aiyo...Long time never see this place oooo". My friend says that I'm embarassing!..(wtf...)

Well, during drinks I tried to take a picture of the most talkative person I've ever met.. Wasn't really successful..but at least something for you guys to see. She's a customer and only appears in the middle of the night at the coffeeshop. She's also a friend's girlfriend. I tell you...I've never enjoyed any other coffee session like this one.. We laughed alot..
She can talk damn alot for a little sized girl. The mouth can keep talking for about 30 mins non-stop and only breathes in between sentences...hahahha...
Conversations like this would take place...(Imagine it in Cantonese..at 250 words per minute)

BB: Eh..I ask you ah.. Am I pretty?
(Her boyfriend sitting next to her starts shaking his head in embarassment)

Coffeeboy: Err....Not really.

BB: Yeah I know...but I know I'm cute and evergreen.. (cantonese = kum thai meaning the more you look..you won't get bored of the features)

Coffeeboy: Whoa..praise yourself...I see you so small size and your skin is so thick...Aiyoh...I dunno how your boyfriend stands you..

BB: Cheh.. I'm Cili padi wei.. Normally girls grow until 18 years old but dunno why I stopped when I was 13...(Laughs to herself..).. One more year also don't give me.. You all dunno how much my boyfriend loves me err....We are very loving one...(again laughs at herself...)
(by this time...boyfriend still hasn't said a word and just rolls his eyes...)

Coffeeboy: Haha..

BB: Whoa I don't like to come out in the afternoons wan...So jammed and hot. No wonder my skin is so fair.... Anyway.. lets go to Sunway Lagoon one of these days la... can ask the group to go.. After that Bali la...In November.. EEEE....I know you wanna go..cause S******** is going...hhahaha...

Coffeeboy: Eh..suddenly can change topic ?

BB: Eh anyway, I won't buy slippers for my boyfriend wan lor.. After he run away.

Coffeeboy: I think he will run away without your slippers also lor if you keep on talking like that...hahahha...

BB: ...(Turns her head at the boyfriend)..You will meh???
(...boyfriend keeps ignoring her, rolls his eyes and looks at his laptop)

BB: You see...He also said no.. Anyway, I wanna go to work at 8pm. Then later go to your shop to eat Hokkien Noodles and Pork Mee. Aiya..you know what.. Last week I went shopping ah...then I made my darling angry....I tell you the story...blah..blah...blah blah...

Coffeeboy: ....(silence and amazed..)...

My goodness...How can someone talk so freaking much.. I remember the only time she shut up was when I whipped out my camera and said I was going to blog about the most talkative person on this earth....Haha..TADA!!!...Here she is....
Hahaha....She's a real character.. Very lovable. Haha... Brightens up everyone's day...except for her boyfriend...hahaha...I'm sorry mate..you have to deal with her. For your birthday, I'll buy you a remote control...with a MUTE button just for her!..hahha..

Later went back to my house...and slept for almost 8 hours and went back to the shop to see a drunk portuguese fella celebrating his birthday in the coffeeshop.

"Happy Birthday...you young punk... Pick and choose your friends wisely... Maybe you shouldn't hang around with 'SCUM' too much.."

Say 'cheese' to the camera...you drunkard!!!
Hmmm...I wonder why both the poses are the same... Maybe I'm too intrusive with my camera??

NOT!!!....I just need a camera which captures faster!!..hahaha..
Time to play bejewelled on Facebook. Catch you guys later!!

It should be a crime!!

"....'Thongs'...."

I know that guys these days check out women's behinds pretty often...especially if the lady has a better than average figure and (pardon me...) a nice butt. I will admit to doing that sometimes too...but we really can't help it...we're guys..
All I can do is to not gawk and stare for long periods of time...(anything less than 15 seconds is acceptable ..I think..hhahah).

But honestly...I strongly believe, and I believe the guys out there also agree, that the visible 'thong' or 'T-Back' should only be privileged to those with hot butts and nice figures....Haha..
Pardon me...Don't get me wrong and I have nothing against plus sized women....(as I said previously...women are wonderful)....its just should they feel like wearing 'thongs' or 'T-Backs', they should ensure that its not visible. (Maybe sit properly...or make sure the apparel covers enough)

Because today...there was this lady that came into the shop and honestly she was a 'little' on the plump side...(if you know what I mean)....She basically sat on the stool and leaned forward...and the 'purple' T-back just felt like introducing itself to the world. Bright BRIGHT Purple summore!!
The old man behind also got a shock I think...

I almost fell off the chair when I saw that she actually knew that it was showing and did not do anything to rectify the situation...She even used her fingers to 'adjust' the position of the string...but and still did not cover up...Goodness!! It was embarassing for a lot of people..

Anyway...I do respect the rights of ladies to wear whatever makes them feel sexy...but I feel that it should be worn with a little tact...
I dunno about you...but thank God I stopped gambling...if not...Think I'd have lost tonnes!!
(Yes...I am very superstitious!)

So I'm heading home to wash my eyes...and say my prayers for a good rest.

Times are Bad...:(

"...Save what you can.."

Times are really going to the shits. There are 3 industries which are almost recession proof... "Food" "Education" "Health"... These 3 industries are necessities to the people of today. You will forever need 'doctors and medical supplies' for sustenance of health.... People tend to almost certainly send their kids to school for education....and most of all people need to EAT!!!

When the deliberation of starting the coffee shop started, I took into consideration these factors and decided not to start a 'restaurant' due to the slipping economic situation. I thought that by starting a low budget coffee shop would make it even more recession proof. So here I am today, feeling how REAL the recession is to the people these days.

Survey of other coffee shops has also revealed that their daily sales has dropped tremendously. Some even by half or more. I can't say that my business has dropped because I've only recently started so the 'sales trend' has not been established as yet...but sales has dropped regardless.
(if it continues like this...I'll never make my capital back!!...so won't be able to get married..)

I thought initially that I could be running the business wrongly and kept assessing and improving...but the truth is that people are not even willing to come out to eat these days.

Mostly, people are generally eating less outside and cooking at home, because cooking for a family is much cheaper in the long run. Singles and newly weds are still eating out though...however also not as much.

I have been thinking...Where have all the people gone?!...

3 possible answers:-

1) People are not coming out to eat these days and trying to save as much money as possible.
2) People are going to nicer restaurants because they can eat on credit. (Using the devil card named Visa or Master)
3) People are going through really bad times and don't even have money to eat.

"Hmm.. Maybe I should install a credit card machine here also at Two Billion...Imagine 'Chinese Tea' RM0.50 also wanna use credit card...haha "

So...Times are really really bad.
But the funny thing is.... when I had the time... I went to KL and had a look at the clubs and entertainment places, such as spas, massage parlours and bars.... FULL OF PEOPLE!!!
I've tried to rationalise...but I can't seem to understand.

Where do these people find the money to sustain such a lifestyle. Either they have really deep pockets, or Mommy and Daddy has really deep pockets or they are really paid a lot..

So go figure...If people were to see the situations in the entertainment places, they'd never believe that we are under-going a global recession. Drugs are on the rampant rise and people are willing to spend money buying these drugs....HOW COME!??!!...

Was told by my 'Fruit Stall' owner that girls working in 'Spas' or 'Health Centres' are now sending SMS's out to its regular customers selling them a 'Coffee Bean' sorta loyalty package...
5 'Happy Endings' and get 1 Free!!!... (can you fucking believe this!!?)

Anyway, whether the 'recession' is real or not to you guys... Just be careful where you spend your money!..OK!..

On a separate note, I think I've found a housemate to move in with me. Although not for much rent, but sure beats not having anything. We're still in discussion now but hopefully we can work out something. This should be fun!!...haha.
Thanks for helping with my laundry...bills and boiling soup!!...Hahaha..

Mr. Alloy...please don't be jealous ok!... Sorry....just a house mate.. I promise!
My heart belongs to someone else!...Trust me..

Until next update!!...Gotta watch You Tube now!

Whats with the over analysing?

"..eh how ah..I got dilemma..."

It seems that the coffee shop has also caused a few people to come here and pour their hearts out about their love life...Mr. Alloy for one..(I'm sure you remember Mr. Alloy..who has gone into hiding in Perth, Australia).. and recently another fella...Phie Lote. (Again, name intentionally changed to conceal his true identity).

Ironically, Mr. Alloy seems to be receiving a lot of divine signs that the girl of his dreams (...maybe wet dreams) may be the one for him...or he should at least grow some 'marbles' to actually talk to her a little bit more. Apparently, he found his marbles for a short while...enough to actually SMS his dream girl asking about her foot..(so nice of him...as she hurt her foot a few days ago..)

Well done Mr. Alloy....your marbles are still small.. Hope they evolve soon into proper ones.
Hahaha.. Come back soon.. Don't hide anymore.

The second case.... I actually was threatened by Mr. Phie Lote not to blog about this.....But who the fuck cares!! If I don't do this...He'd probably not have the marbles to do anything about it.
So here goes... I'll lay out the story for you...

Boy likes girl. Girl goes away to study. Boy chooses to go over and visit. Boy hangs out with girl. Girl doesn't really react to Boy. Boy gets discouraged. Assumes the worst. Backs off.
MSNs the great Coffee Boy (...handsome fella summore). Tells the Coffee Boy about his dilemma.

Suddenly Coffee Boy becomes Dr. Love!!! (..WooHoo!!!)

Looking at the scenario which you have just explained to me, my assessment would be that you are suffering from a 'disease' called..

" Dum Chun Toi" syndrome.
This syndrome is basically caused by over exhaustive analysis which causes mental and emotional paralysis. Meaning in plain simple words... Your brain (...or lack thereof) is over working (hard to believe..) and you are drawing up all your own conclusions and therefore causing your 'marbles' to disappear into oblivion, which would cause you NOT to do anything about the situation. Then the golden opportunity slips away.. Then normally causes you to "Dum Chun Toi" or in English..bang the balls...!!

(hey...Dum Chun Toi also can mean "Doubly Stupid Boy"...DUM = dumb, CHUN = Stupid, and TOI = Boy ...both ways of looking at it also fits Phi Lote's case)

What ever the situation is.... just do what you are supposed to do. Like Mr. Alloy....Grow some marbles. Confidence in yourself is key. Just tell the girl how you feel and maybe in the future she'll at least see your genuine feelings and give you a 'bloody' chance?! If not, then it would feel much better to get the feeling out knowing that you've told her!!!!...Duh!!

Don't forget my potato chips when you get back....CIPET!

Nothing else happened today at the shop... Its really getting very warm these days.
I'm really considering extending a canopy to cover the side area so that I can move the 'stalls' to the outside where there is more ventilation. That way there will be more tables for the people and the 'heat' can escape from the back...
Good idea?!...I certainly hope so.. I need the Municipal Council to quickly approve the extension plans.. (..because I am a very law abiding citizen)

Anyway, got an SMS from a friend today...very romantic... wish I thought about it earlier.

"If you asked me which was more important to me...YOU or my LIFE?
I would say that my LIFE was more important...
You'd then walk away disappointed but not knowing that
.....My LIFE is YOU..!!"

Whoa... My reply to that message was that...

"If She asked me that question, I'd say She was more important because without her...My Life would mean nothing.."

Double WHOA!!!...Even more 'Geli'...hahhaha..

Anyway...STOP FREAKING ASKING ME WHEN I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!
MIND YOUR OWN FREAKING BUSINESS!!!....(...assholes)

International Direct Mail Award Winner for best idea..

"...worthy of an award.."

Imagine the people who come up with these gimmicks for the 'Ah Longs' these days. They are really becoming more and more sneaky with their tactics of introducing people to their services these days. It used to be just stickers, banners and flyers last time and people did not want to take a second look at the material because it just started to flood the streets and became an eyesore.

Nowadays, they have advanced themselves and have started circulating 'direct mailers'.
These direct mailers tend to capture the attention of people these days.
It sure as hell caught mine..got this in the mail at the DVD shop...haha..
Have a look...














They however need to get a 'spelling and grammar' check or a proof reader at least before they send it out for printing and circulation.. However, the idea was quite interesting..hahha..

Long Live the Ah Longs...!!

Tonight is Foosball Night...

May not blog tonight...cause I'll be at a Foosball Tournement..
Whats the point of playing if I'm not allowed to win...?????
Just for the fun of it...I'll win first place...but I won't take the money!

I'll follow EZan RAmen's advice...

"Money you take....Glory I take...I just want to prove to you that I'm the best!!!"

Hahaha....Guess its going to be fun fun fun tonight..

Anyway... I feel that I have to send out a formal apology to a special someone whom I promised to meet at the coffee shop yesterday... I've been feeling really guilty after some self-reflection on the topic... I never used to be like this... I always showed up if I promised..

But...but... I really fell asleep after I bathed...and my phone dropped on the floor without me knowing (I remember kicking it...:)..) I really wanted to make it...but I just lost consciousness.
I hope you will accept this humble and honest apology from me. I'll make it up to you somehow in the near future ok...

So sorry.. I know you came a great long distance to meet....and I FFK-ed you..
I know it was a long drive from the ghetto....but...but...I LOVE THE GHETTO!!...its a nice place...haha..

Don't be angry anymore ok.. Will grow old faster you know...
OK?...

There...an apology made public..:)

What women want...

" 5 C's....Right?"

Firstly, I'd like to apologize to the women who will and may read this blog. While this post may sound a little crude and bias towards women.. I'd like you all to know that:-

a) I have nothing against women.. in fact..I love them..They are important to men. (I'm sure all the men with partners would fearfully agree...)
b) The posting is not meant to degrade or insult women in any way as I have the utmost respect for women all across the world...
c) This blog is about the ramblings of a coffee boy and what he thinks about in the shop...any offense caused is purely innocent and should not be held against me..OK?? (..promise ah~?)

OK...here goes.....

During these sad sad months that have passed... I've had the time to think about what women want.. (Eh.. I said think about....I didn't say I understand..ok..).. and most nights in the shop I constantly get people trying to ask me if I'm married or if I'm ready to get married... (what the fuck!..can't they just mind their own business!?..hahha)

So it has got me thinking...What do women truly want...(if you know...quick come tell me..)
Some people have been talking about the 5 Cs which women look for in men..

Cash...Car...Condo...Career...
Credit card.

However, I seem to believe that women today look for far more than 5Cs... They've evolved to looking for 9 Cs now.. Don't believe?...Let me elaborate...

6) Club Membership
"...so they can hang out and relax and eat at the expense of the guy..."

7) College Degree
"...so their partners are knowledgeable as compared to others..."

8) Character
"...chivalrous, humourous, honest, loyal, caring..the list will never end.."

9) Cock (haha...sounds crude..but yeah!)
"...I know its not about having it as all men do.....its about what it can do...:).."

I have even said this before to the regulars here and have shared my thoughts on this topic over some 'Yum Cha' sessions... They seem to agree totally.. Even the ladies agree that those are some of the things they look for la.... But then ladies being ladies, they will try to argue that its not that simple to categorize and generalize these assumptions that wan...(blah blah blah..)

They tend to say things like..."Not only that la..."....."where got like that??..."
But we all know that its true...(right guys?...come on..support a bit la..basket!!)
Not only are the assumptions above true in Malaysia...it is true across the world!!
Hahaha...

I honestly believed so...that ladies are so looking for those 9Cs.
But these days...I begin to doubt it already... I have all the 9Cs...
BUT AM STILL SINGLE!!!..hahhaa...what a loser..hahha...
(so maybe my perception about what women are looking for has been wrong...haha..)

So in the past few months I have tried to achieve an upper hand over the other guys out there with the 9Cs......
I have a secret 10th one which very rarely women would find a guy with... Only an 'elite' few would have this 10th C...
So we are even more rare....and an even more valuable catch!!!...

COFFEE SHOP!!! ....."what?!...you others got meh??...hahhahaah"

(...thats one for us Kopicais in the world!!!)

Hhahaha.... YAY!!!...

Gotta go...Got stomach ache!!

Where everyones problems become yours ...

"...can you help me?.."

Do I freaking look like a Help Desk Personnel to you?!!
I tell you guys...ever since I started this place I've been sorting out peoples issues on a daily basis.
Although people say its good to help people...but I can't seem to think that "why can't these people use their brains and help themselves".
Its getting pretty tiring... really.

"Drugs...Money...Women...Egos...
Money...Drugs....Stupidity...
Gambling...Brainlessness...Squabbles...
Arguments...Responsibility.."

Again.. Do I freaking look like a Help Desk Personnel to you?!?!.. Or a Priest??...
I don't think so right?!..

So... please help yourselves...cause I cannot keep helping you.
I can't even help myself!!!

....phew.. There..I got that out of my system...hahha..
Back to the happy stuff.....

Yesterday, I received an MSN message from my friend "Yamelee"...(again name changed to hide the true identity..haha) and it was funny to see that her MSN subnick was something like "Smile like you mean it.."...

I so agree with that statement. People nowadays are so fake its sickening. Gone are the days where people are genuine and truly nice. People tend to take people for granted and try to be fake to be liked. But the smarter people know that you people won't last long. You'd probably burn out soon from being such 'fakers' and your true colours will come out and then you'll lose everything.. Hahaha..

Err... wait. This excludes my 'I hate you shirt'.... Hahaha..
Because I smile...but I also tell you that 'I Hate you!!!'...so I'm still genuine ok!
Hhahaha....Probably the only genuine person left in the area...hahhaha..
(I can imagine the freaking insults that would come flying via sms, c-box and comments about this statement...)
Too bad... I believe so..hahha..

Anyway, business has been quiet these few days because the 'Hokkien Mee' fella has been 'on leave'. But the good thing is that the 'Western Food cum Italian food' guy has opened. Haha... I've tasted the stuff and its "GOOOOOOOD!!!..."
With real bacon and stuff!!...Yummy Yummy... I feel like eating the stuff now.
Imagine eating 'Spaghetti Carbonara' with a bottle of cold beer....WOOOHOOO!!!..
(only that ..I don't drink..haha)

And...I just got the pictures of the Lion Dance of the grand opening. Thanks to Mr. Yau Char Kwai....for bringing it back to me. Although late...but at least it came..
Probably my next post will be that topic...unless something interesting comes about tonight..

Well, I'm heading out to the shop now.. And for all the regulars... I'll see you guys there shortly. Time to Eat, Laugh and be 'married'...sigh..hhahha..
I miss you..princess!!...

Patience..

"..Smile...and the world smiles back at you.."

What a load of bullshit... Do you know that I have tried to service the customers with a smile and all they do in return is just look away.. I tell you. This has to be my greatest challenge in the entire venture of this business...Haha..
Every time I try to be nice, these 'special' customers behave like 'I owe them something'...Goodness me..

A few days ago, I felt like just throwing a punch at one customer for giving my staff such a hard time and then he still wanted to be 'agro' about it. Came to the counter and yelled!.. At first, I took what he said and just became very apologetic...I even said sorry many many times in 1 sentence...
I said something like this..

"Sorry sir for the mistake of my staff.. It could be that he did not understand what you meant. I'm really sorry for the inconvenience.... I'm very appreciative of you telling me your dissatisfaction... I'm so sorry again and I will rectify it for you immediately...In fact, I'll do it my self..."

Guess what he said to me...

"I don't care!.. You shouldn't apologise for him... He should be smart enough to know what to do... I think you should teach your workers properly. I tell you ah... you lucky today I'm in good mood..(woooooh....Imagine him on a bad day...) if not I will slap your worker!.."

I was very surprised at my patience and response... check it out..

"Mr... My workers fault is also my fault. Thats why I apologise. I'm really lucky that I have you as a very honest customer to tell me how he really feels. I'm also lucky that you are in a good mood..Don't la slap my worker.. Let me buy you a drink to say 'sorry' again...And I smiled"

FUYOH....I tell you...That took alot out of me.. For those who know me, I never used to be that calm and polite. Previously, the moment I felt that the person was out of line, I'd give the fella a piece of my mind and probably knock his lights out...
Summore... that guy had to cheek to tell me that 'I was lucky that he was in a good mood...'
Goodness...That really tested my patience...hahhaa..

But... I succeeded!! I was calm, cool and collected in addressing a very aggresive situation..
(Thank you LCMY..you have kept me focused on patience...haha)

So now, I've come across the perfect piece of attire to explain how I feel most of the time when I'm smiling!!..
Have a look...hahhahaha...

On a separate note, it seems someone from Carlsberg read this blog... (if you remember the 2nd post in March)... I was quite pissed at the Area Rep for looking down on my business and i decided to go with Tiger instead of Carlsberg. Well, someone noticed and sent the word upwards to the management I guess...and they called me to apologise.. (I was quite honoured and surprised that they'd know about the bashing blog post..)

Well, all I can say is that ...it nothing personal. Its just business.
Maybe they shouldn't look down on anyone from now on... Give every business and equal chance. But..what the heck.. All is forgiven..??

BIG BIG SMILE!! :)

Hahaha....geddit geddit!?

Danger Lurking for Snatch Thieves!!

Breaking News..

For the very first time in the history of this coffee shop, a customer's bag was snatched by a Malay man from the front of the shop. She was a customer just having her chill out session when the asshole struck. No one knew that her bag was snatched as she did not raise an alarm at all. The fucker did it so quickly that it was almost impossible to react in time..

I did not get a chance to extract a clearer video from the CCTV recorder as yet... but here is a video which you can see roughly how fast it was and what happened...


It all happened really quickly. I missed it all because I was sleeping in the office in preparation for the graveyard shift. I felt really bad for the lady and all I could do was round up a few boys immediately and helped her try to look around the 1km radius to see if that 'motherfucker' disposed of her belongings or not.. But..No luck..

All I could do after that was to give her a pack of Kent cigs to calm her nerves down.
Poor thing..

Attention to all customers.. (especially ladies and slender males)

Please be careful of your belongings no matter where you are drinking or having your dinner.
The management (meaning me...) will not be held liable for any misfortunes on the premises.
However, the management's securities group will be increasing our patrols of the coffee shop premises to try to make the place a safer dining destination.

However, I must inform that should the security personnel of the coffee shop catch any of these 'mother fucking sorry excuse for a piece of shit' thieves, please forgive us for the 'violence' which may befall the perpetrators.
We are well armed...

To all patrons, do feel free to join in the 'violence'. Only encouraged in this coffee shop.
No mercy for these 'Ham Kar Chans'...

Anyway... I'm quite pissed off...
I endeavour to cut off these muthafuckers hands and fingers off...and make them eat it.

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

Why is it?...These phenomenons..

Weirdness...

Why is it every year leading up until Easter Sunday... rain will come pouring?
Maybe its because God is reminding us that He was also very sad that Jesus was going to be 'stapled' on the cross... I think Easter Sunday also will rain!!...
But Jesus rose already wert... God shouldn't be sad anymore right?..
Anyway, well see... Cause today is like a microwave in the shop!
Why pay more for a sauna treatment when you can have lunch at Two Billion...haha..

Another phenomenon..

Why is it that every Sunday morning, a bunch of old men, will come here and order 1 pot of hot water... Sit and talk for hours even if they can see that the place is filling up..
Imagine... I open a shop and charge you RM1.00 for a pot of water... and you sit for 2-3 hours..
OMG!! I can't kick them out also...

Yet another phenomenon...

Why is it that every coffee shop will have their own group of 'Ah Longs' who will make the place their base?. Almost every coffee shop will definitely have a bunch of them sitting there every morning from 10am-12.30pm.. They they all leave at once. You may ask how I know they are 'Ah Longs'.....Its because I know them...hahaha..
Thank goodness that these bunch are heavy beverage drinkers... They are good customers.

Yet another phenomenon...

Why is it that people who drive nice cars (e.g. Mercedes and BMWs) don't like to pay for their car installments?.. It was really funny when one of the customers car was being 'repossessed' and I had to intervene and stop the guys from taking the car from him. It was embarassing for him...cause I think over 50 pairs of eyes were watching. It was like 'Entertainment for the Day'.. Wish I got a picture..sigh.. it was hilarious..

7 months of non-payment. What the fuck!! You can drive such an expensive car...but you can't afford to pay the installments. Why don't you just pass the keys to me.. and I'll give you some money for the taxi ride home la. I'll even 'tapau' some Char Siew Paus for you!

Yet another phenomenon...

Why is it that the Tom Yum Noodles stall owner can go on holiday to Bali for 4 days with his girlfriend...and I can't even get away to play badminton for like 2 hours. Why is it that they have the time to go clubbing and I can't even sleep for 5 hours undisturbed?
KNNCCB!!

...After all the ramblings and shit...I've resigned to the fact that this is my retribution for all the things I've done in my life. Now is my time to repay my debts to nature and society...
I'm sorry for being such a menace in the past.. Now... I'm a lover of peace. (Until you piss me off..)

Ah...wait... one more.
This one takes the 'fucking' trophy of phenomenons..

Why is it that people who drive big freaking luxury cars can come and tell me that my 'Kopi Ping' is 10 sen more expensive than the coffee shop further down?... Why is it that they can squabble over 10 sen for a 'tapau'. I charge RM1.60 for 'Kopi Ping' and RM 1.70 for a 'take away'... Is it really that expensive?!?

For your information.. Possible breakdown of cost per 'Kopi Ping'..
Tangible Costs -
Coffee Powder - RM 0.20
Water - RM 0.10
Ice - RM 0.10
Milk - RM 0.20
Condensed Milk - RM 0.20
Straw - RM 0.05
Subtotal - RM 0.85

Intangible costs -
Washing detergent to wash the glass - RM 0.05
Washing water - RM 0.05
Worker Pay - RM 0.10
Gas to boil water - RM0.05
Electricity - RM 0.01
Cashier Pay - RM 0.15
Subtotal - RM 0.41

Don't need profit ah????!??!!... Cost is already RM1.26 already. Profit of RM 0.34 also cannot meh?!?!?!...HAH!!!...
If tapau, plastic bag no need money ah?...the string to tie the bag no need money ah?.. Summore sometimes take another 'pink' bag to carry the drink leh?..
No need money meh?!?!?....
Come on.... give me chance la.. I'm just a lonely coffeeboy who wants to save money to get married... YOU ALL DON'T WANT ME TO GET MARRIED MEH!???...Shit..

Sigh..anyway.. I'll write again later la.
I've already let off some steam...

Yay!!.. Hot chick.!....Brb...

Sickening..

SICKENING!!...

I have nothing to say today..
Except 10 things..

1) I'm tired.

2) I'm pissed.

3) I'm disappointed.

4) I'm agitated.

5) I'm speechless.

6) I value unbroken promises.

7) I respect virtues which can't be found in youth today.

8) I wish to get away from all the bullshit.

9) I had enough of priorities.

10) I'm losing it.


Don't push me...

Lets go Disco!!

After a Long 'Hard' Day....

As many of my regular customers may already know, my morning cashier.. (the sohai's replacement) has served her last day. Her reason for leaving is that some 'dark skinned' fella near her hostel has been harassing her... I wonder why she didn't tell me about it earlier.
I would have gone over there and skinned his 'dark skin'...
Hmm... Maybe thats why..

Anyway, long story short...she's gone..

So what happens now is that I have to take over the morning shift now.. Which means I again have to be up for 17 hours because at night, I still need to be around for 'safety' and public relation reasons. (cheh...like super important like that)

As the day began, I was already feeling a little tired and sleepy..so I had to come up with a super 'mou lieu' game which I could play with myself without people knowing...

Here's how the game went....

I started the day with only 2 pieces of 20 sen. Haha...yeah..only 2.

So the whole day, I just kept collecting 20 sen coins without giving any of them out. You know when you pay for something like Milo Ice (RM 1.80)...instead of giving a single 20 sen as change, I'd give two 10 sen coins.. Hhahaha...
As the quantity continued to increase.. I was caught several times smiling and laughing to myself..
(I swear I saw a few aunties looking at me funny and probably whispering to themselves.."Eeyeer...this 'lou sai' crazy wan err...talking and smiling to himself"...hahaha..)

Sigh... so there goes my chances of asking the ladies to introduce me to their daughters.
Probably will need some 'Match-making services' soon....

But screw that.. at the end of the day... TADA!!!!!!
See how many 20 sens I collected?... Even my mom gave me a worried look when I told her about what I have been doing the whole day..
I'd call it "Project 20 sen"....

Again... my mother walked away.. shaking her head in despair.. Sigh...Sorry Mom.

So as the day came to the time where I could get off work... I just mentioned to some of the boys hanging around here and said... "Come on...Lets go disco!!"...
The fuckers got a little over excited and started calling everyone and telling them "Wei...He said go clubbing..." Haha.... So I also felt itchy a little and agreed to hit the 'Asian Heritage Row'.
I said to them.. " We shall hit Bar Savahn first, then work our way down the street..."

Those fuckers started laughing and said .. "Eh uncle...So long already no more Bar Savahn..."
Could you imagine my embarassment...Hahaha... Summore I was just telling them how happening I can be... Kekkee... So again, we made plans to go down at night...
So I told them... "Now is 5.40pm... I'll go back and sleep now...and wake up at 10pm and we'll go disco!!!"

I tell you... these bunch of naive S.O.Bs....actually believed me. Hahaha...
Yup you guessed it... I went back... and lost conciousness!!! 32 phone calls and 6 SMS's couldn't even make me wake up... Hahaha... I regained conciousness at around 12am. I returned some calls and found out that 'naive SOBs' were already at the club in 'Heritage Row'.
So I felt bad and told myself...

"OK...Change and Go.. Come back by 3am to do closing at the shop"

..... and I really got ready to hit the clubs!~~

Until I got one phone call to assist someone with minor car trouble. So called the bunch at the club and told them I'd be delayed a little... But as I got to the 'minor car trouble scene'... .......

THIS IS NOT MINOR!!!

So this was what held me up la.... Honest.. I really would have gone!
Through out the whole time... The 'naive' SOBs were calling me to hurry up...
...the next time I knew...it was already 2.40am...Haha..
Then I got this phone call from a one very angry SOB...Mr. EZan RAmen
This was how the call went...
(again...name changed to hide the true identitiy of the caller...AHAHHAHAH)



EZR: Hello..Uncle... I gave up sex for you!!...

CoffeeBoy: What the fuck??.. (imagine my facial expression about finding out my friend is Homosexual)

EZR: You know ah...(burp)... I could have been having sex right now...BUT BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!.....I came to Heritage Row. I had a chick's birthday today... Which I set aside... (Burp..) to come and club with you... And what do you do??... YOU FFK ME!!...

CoffeeBoy: Serious?... Sorry la... Maybe I FFK you...and you lost the chance to have sex.. But you can always go back and TFK!!.. Haha...

EZR: NO!!.. (burp..) I waited in Two Billion since 8pm...and at Heritage Row since 10pm for you to come... NO!!...You didn't turn up... I gave up the chance to have sex!!!!...Just for you!!
....burp.. OOoOoOO....I'm so drunk!!

(by this time I was almost rolling on the ground laughing... It was like it was his only chance to get laid and I screwed it up for him...Hahaha)

Coffeeboy: Sorry.. I was really coming already. You don't believe...you come meet me and see that I'm all dressed to club already...

EZR: NOOOOOO!!!!... I gave up SEX for you!!! I could have gone to Quattro and turn it on with the birthday girl..Who is damn hot....BUT YOU!!!...YOU FFK me...and now caused me my chance to have sex!!... I gave up SEX for you!!.. I can't believe it.......(burp!)

(at this point...He sounded a little gay...don't you think!?...hahaha...)

Coffeeboy: Sorry la.. I make it up to you by publishing an apology on the blog...

(it was as if he was scared that I'd blog about him....that his tone changed..)

EZR: Eh...don't need don't need... I'm cool.. I'm going home...and I'll see you tomorrow. You will sure publish my name all wan... NO NO NO need...

Coffeeboy: No I won't publish your name.. I'll change it.. I'm sure people won't know who gave up sex for me...Haahhahaa...

EZR: EH...police police gotta go.. (burp!)

Hahaha..... What kinda phone call was that...
Sigh...anyway... I kept my promise!!.. I didn't reveal your name!
I only called you Mr. EZan RAmen.

Hahahha....Till the next clubbing night!!...

I've gotta get back to work already la.. Sigh..
It was an eventful night for me...
I hope it was for you too somehow Ezra...

Oops...My bad!

Fast and Furious 5 and a Half...

"Who said nights were boring in Aman Suria...?"

Although business was quiet today (as always during the middle of the week)..
We still had a great time tonight. Lots of talking... Laughing... and even watched our very own 'Fast and Furious' version.. Wait and see...!!

Tonight, I went to the coffee shop only at about 2am. Because I stayed the whole morning and and the night before.. (so...I'm not lazy OK!)..
I was also delayed because I was 'busy' on the phone and rolling around my wonderfully comfortable bed... !!

Anyway, when I arrived, there were already many people there having supper and chit chatting. Some gamblers were waiting for the Champions League match between Liverpool and Chelsea...some just came to eat after getting off work. Suddenly... A friend said.. "I wanna drift..." ...so as hosts to the area, one of the guys (The defiant 'pau' stealer..if you remember him from the previous few posts...) offered the parking lot in front of the coffee shop as a stage for the drifting stunts...

So we made ourselves at home and just went in to fool around...
Have a look...

ONLY IN AMAN SURIA...!!!


...Until sparks came out..!!.. Tires were already balding la..

Other than that...nothing else interesting..
No jokes today.. cause the silly joker did not come back today..


Again.... No 'Paus' were harmed in the making of this video..:)

Another shot...this time look out for the 'Sparks' behind the tires...:)


Anyway...today... SOLD OUT!!..

Lame....but fruitful day!...

Today started off to a great start because I finally had a chance to sleep..

If you know me, you'd know that nowadays sleep is like a luxury which I can only enjoy occasionally.. But yesterday after feeling wonderful about my 'divine signs'...I smiled all the way home.. And this time when I slept... I missed 17 calls..and received around 12 SMSes. (Whoa...sounds happening eh?...Not really. Cause most of the calls were from people asking me to lend them money or give directions.. Do I freaking look like a freaking GPS device to you guys...KNNCCB!!.....:(...)

But there was one SMS from a very special person which said "Hey.. What are you doing?" . That was probably the only SMS which I felt sorry for not seeing it at that time.. Damn it..
But when I replied at 2.33pm (which was when I regained consciousness)...
No reply from that person..

So excitedly...I called moments later and that person said that she was driving...would call me back.....So I patiently waited... and ........YUP!! you guessed it..The call never came..
Its a wonder when the person which you would want to talk to the most would almost never keep the promise of calling back..sigh... Yet the people who you don't really wanna talk to...Keeps on freaking calling!..
So that basically ruined my day.... (..please imagine me feeling damn emotional and down..)

So reluctantly I headed to the shop... and business was rather on the quiet side.
(Maybe because it was kinda late already..)
So that added to my emo-ness. But as night continued on...it became quite interesting...
Here is how it went...


Firstly... We had a super 'drunk as hell' girl fall on her ass!! I honestly tried to not laugh because I was thinking of the possible lawsuit which would entail if she decided to sue my ass for falling in my premises...
(..But eventually remembered that this was Malaysia and everything is at your own risk..)

So I snickered a little.. But what got me was that her other friend, who was also pissed drunk...tried to save her friend's pride by trying to correct her skirt for her.....But ended up pulling the skirt way too high...then realised it was too high...then tried to correct it again by pulling it down....and then this time...WAY too low...

Yup you guessed it...I'm sorry..but by this time....I couldn't help it...I cracked...and burst into a 'try to keep it in' laugh....hahha.. Then after looking at the other people peeping... I felt bad and stood in front to block la.. (See..I'm not that BAD!)

But that marked the escalating events for the night....


Next... While just chatting with some friends, we decided to put a little wager on soccer as the UEFA Champions league Q-Finals were on at around 2.45am. But since I quit hard core gambling..
(I did it.. LCMY..I really quit gambling!.)

I decided to just buy score prediction!
I placed RM25 on a 2-2 score for the Manchester United and Porto game... and won 26 times my bet!!!...
Call me "Nostradamus" Leon....!!!

Then later in the night... another friend came and started sharing some kick ass jokes. The one that got to me the most was this one..

He went "You all know Superman?"
(for the people from the Ghetto...in case you don't know...Here's a picture...)

He then went... "Why the heck are his clothes always so tight??"

The rest of us were cracking our heads.... and none of us knew the answer...
Then he went..






"Because they are all 'S' sized!!"





Fucking hell...I cracked it again... I never heard that one before.. Although I should be ashamed of myself for not knowing... As I should know all the corny ass jokes in the world!!

Sigh...Anyway...it was a good night..overall..

By the way... No 'Paus' were lost in the making of this blogpost!

Divine Signs...Part 2!!

Only Read if you've read PART 1....

Mr. Alloy then asked me "What about you...Why don't you find a girl?"
I just said.. I'm looking for the right one... and can't stop thinking about this super chick that I've secretly loved since 10 years ago!!..

For those people who know me well enough... I've always been raving about this 'one woman' that I'd be ever willing to devote my life to... and by now should know who I am talking about already.. I have even sworn to love her, cherish her and even marry into her family if she'd wanted..(sorry dad...).

I know I sound like a desperado...but I will admit to any names you want to call me.. if there was a chance to make her happy and fulfill her life... HAHAHA!!!

(okok...enough of professing my undying love for her...and back to the story)

So as Mr. Alloy was still on cloud nine about the 'Divine Sign'.... I received a very late SMS from this friend. Apparently he sent the message early in the morning but I only received it super late at night....

The SMS read..".... something something see StarTwo today..LOL"...
I did not understand so I called him and asked what was it about and he just said go and look.

LOW AND BEHOLD!!!!!....It was her!!


An entire feature article about her and what she's been doing these few months...
Hahaha...and even a personal section was covered about her hopes, dreams and difficulties...
GUESS WHAT!!!.... At the end of the article was this VERY SENTENCE!!!
TALK ABOUT DIVINE SIGNS!!!..
Don't believe??... Lets re-look at the scenario...

1) Mr. Alloy was talking about a sign...and the divine sign came.
2) Mr. Alloy asked me about me looking for a girl.... I said I am waiting for the right one.
3) Then an SMS which was sent at 9.32am this morning was delivered only at night...asking me
to look at StarTwo.
4) It had to be a picture of her...and it had to quote her saying that 'music to my ears' quote..

YOU DO THE MATH!!!...

I NOW BELIEVE THAT I SHOULD FOLLOW MY DREAMS...and that nothing should stop me from at least getting a chance to know her better and telling her how i feel...

I am going to.......






.......be like Mr. Alloy and do nothing about it...because I am similar to Mr. Alloy because I think I'll be 'kayu-fied' by her... and trust me...I have absolutely no problems talking to other women..:)

Sigh... A divine sign... but still no plan to take any action.. HELP ME GOD!!...

Hahaha...OK...time to sleep. Good night..

I FOUND THE PAU THIEVES..you're right..MORE THAN ONE!

FINALLY!!...you assholes!

These two fellas... if it was not for a snitch I would never have suspected!!
I confronted them both and they admitted...FUCKERS!!!

After a confrontation with the both of them...one was ashamed (but still not remorseful) of himself...you'll see who...while the other was very defiant..(as some criminals are sometimes..)

This fucker...damn unremorseful. After years of looking out for him...he still wants to steal some 'paus' from me... Gave him a job... Bailed him out... etc..
Took don't know how many 'paus' from my shop... Sigh depressing!

This fella worse... Drives a BMW 5 series. STEALING PAU!!!
In this picture, he doesn't even dare to look at the camera.. (you know how you see in papers, when the cops raid the brothels and catch the men...they all try to cover their faces..)

Anyway... for your information... I'm demanding to collect compensation from them.
The amount payable back to the shop is as follows:-

14 Char Siew Paus =RM 19.60
2 Lo Mai Kais =RM 5.80
Sleepless nights =RM 7000
Interest =RM 12600
TOTAL TO PAY= RM 19,625.40 (since brother give discount 0.40...)

MUST PAY...If not I will start counting how many paus can fit up your asses!
KNNCCB!!
Pau stealing mystery solved and case closed. Consider yourselves warned!

On a separate lighter note....

THIS IS A VERY 'WEIRD and X-Files' LOVE STORY....

There was this very very very loyal customer (Mr. Alloy- name changed deliberately to protect the identity) who keeps on coming to my shop to share his woes about not being able to get a girlfriend. Recently he met this girl (also a customer) and apparently fell head over heels for this girl.. (Lets make her name Miss C). So he's been trying to talk to her for the longest time already...but keeps on 'freezing' up when he's around her....(eeyeerr...so sweet..like first love like that).

This Mr. Alloy keeps on bugging me to 'set him up' for a chance to speak to her but after constant sessions with her....his 'sei pan pan' (kayu-ness) tends to overwhelm him. So one day he actually followed the group out for an outing and 'heard' from one of her friends that she is not interested in him. OOOooOoOOO..... Mr. Alloy became even more emotional that the next few times he came to the shop and watched HBO...he'll start cursing the show if its a love story playing... Hahaha.. (Even my Myanmese staff couldn't stop laughing at him)...

So our depressed Mr. Alloy basically gave up hope. A few of us tried to convince him that since he didn't get the rejection from her directly... Don't give up hope so easily. Even gave him examples such as "Most hot chicks end up with fat and rounded guys". This theory is proven by the argument that handsome guys are intimidated by hot women because their egos tend to fear the rejection if it happens.

So he said eventually... "Ok... give me a sign that I should continue and not run away to Australia"... I didn't know what divine sign would convince him otherwise.. So we continued talking her and him without even saying her name once also. This was purely because the other person who was talking with us didn't know the girl's name.

Then suddenly Mr. Alloy said to the other guy.. "Eh... lend me your phone...I wanna send something over to my phone..." So Mr. Alloy turned on the bluetooth function and tried to send a file over to his phone...

GUESS WHAT CAME OUT!! (you know when you send bluetooth files...you have to accept the file transfer...)


TA DA!!!... Low and behold.. the other guys girlfriend shares the same name as Mr. Alloy's dream girl!!... Hahah.. It was hilarious! None of us knew what both girls names were...

So I looked and Mr. Alloy and said.. THERE IS YOUR DIVINE SIGN!!
HAHAHHAHAA.... Fucking funny wei!

You should have seen Mr. Alloy's face turn 'chilli' red...and the smile came on his silly face.
Who is to say there is no divine sign in the world!!

At least now you know Mr. Alloy's dream girl's name...:)

......Thats only part 1 of the 'weird and X-files' love story...

PART TWO... next post!!