What Kind of Friends do I have?!?!

Warning!! The contents of this blog is extremely sensitive to some people....but hilarious to others. The intention of this posting is for entertainment only and not meant to incriminate anyone...or HUMILIATE them..(well maybe a little..)
Please act normal if you see them...please...:)


What kind of friends do I have..you may ask..Haha...There is no point explaining to you what kind of people they are...You should just see for yourselves. This posting is supposed to just show you a day in the life of some of my friends...Just be entertained.


Firstly.. We have the "Pau Stealer". This fella can be seen in the DVD shop most of the time in Aman Suria. We used to do the stupidest things in the middle of the night...Just like we own the world. The following video shows what NOT TO DO before you sell off a car.. Have a look.


Next we have a Portuguese fella by the name of 'Collene' (name changed to protect the identity of the person again...haha) He has been crowned the 'King of Tut'. Now for those of you who are not exposed to the causes of 'Special K'...it will cause strange behaviour and sometime causes 'jamming' of your system. Special K is actually horse tranquilizer...hahha...
(can't believe that these people will sniff or snort up some substance which people stuff up horse's arses...but these are the effects...haha)


Side Effect 1 - Jamming
This effect is considered minor already. What it does is it sort of causes your body not to be able to respond to your 'will' to move. In this case, Collene's pants was taken off and he could not even pull it up himself.... Even if he wanted to...hahhaa...
Oh..Damn you guys...(Mind telling the hands..)...Pick Pants Up...Pick Pants Up!!..Arrgh..Can't move...

Grrr....I'll get you for this...(the moment I can regain control...)

Side Effect 2 - Strange Behaviour
In this video, you will see him acting strangely and calling out the brand of the Air-conditioning.. But as the video progresses...he starts saying something that sounds like "Ass Wipe"....but it was actually the same word...."Panasonic"...hahha..

"Panasonic....Panasonic....Panasonic...Pan--wipe...Pass-wipe......Ass Wipe.." - What the fuck hahaha!!!

Word of Advice :
If you don't want to end up like this fella...
STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!!

Then we have another guy...who loves the camera. And believe me....the following videos are YouTube qualified.. Meaning that the world should be able to see this...
Some nights in Aman Suria can get a little boring...So we have to make up our own entertainment. Well...we also have a DVD business a few doors away from my coffee shop... and at the DVD shop we do sell MTVs and Music CDs.

So for 'Promotional purposes' we have our very own star performer (we can't afford a real star...due to economic slowdown..) Mr. Mingguang (again need to hide identity...ahah) to perform some entertainment for the customers. Have a look...

Some times also performs some dance routines with our mascot...

If you wanna see more videos of his performances...you will need to file a special request via this blog...OK!!

And the final one!!!! This fella takes the cake!!
We all love him. He provides the best entertainment for all...
Well sometimes, we like to share....and we feel that we need to share this moment of privacy with the world... So please don't ask me where I got these videos from....I will never tell..
I know and see everything!!!...Hahha..

First Video.. Indecent Exposure!!!

We felt he needed to 'air' something..

Second Video... To show the world that he can Multi-Task!

Talking business...!! (geddit geddit?...hahahahahhaha)


Well, because I wanted to post these things up today, I knew I'd receive some sort of retribution... so I was prepared for something bad to happen to me today..and it did...:(

I GOT 'FINED' by a cop....for Illegal Parking. (damn it!!)
Anyway...did you know that the Police Force in Malaysia is no longer called the PDRM??
I just found out today that they are now called "POLMAS'...(wtf!!).
Its supposed to stand for POLIS MALAYSIA. (some genius came up with this name..:S)

So since I got fined already, we decided to have some fun with the Policeman's bike...hahah.
Please have a look at the 'new' bike.. Both the 'Pau Stealer' and I did some fashion poses near the bike!!...hahha..

He even turned on the siren for us when he rode off!!...hahaha... Love the Malaysian cops!!..
(sometimes...)

Anyway...hope you are entertained. I'll need to turn off my phone from now on cause I reckon these people will throw a fit once they find out.. Especially the last fella.. The 'Multi-Tasker'...

Mr. Kajo...(again a disguised name...)... We love you!!