What women want...

" 5 C's....Right?"

Firstly, I'd like to apologize to the women who will and may read this blog. While this post may sound a little crude and bias towards women.. I'd like you all to know that:-

a) I have nothing against women.. in fact..I love them..They are important to men. (I'm sure all the men with partners would fearfully agree...)
b) The posting is not meant to degrade or insult women in any way as I have the utmost respect for women all across the world...
c) This blog is about the ramblings of a coffee boy and what he thinks about in the shop...any offense caused is purely innocent and should not be held against me..OK?? (..promise ah~?)

OK...here goes.....

During these sad sad months that have passed... I've had the time to think about what women want.. (Eh.. I said think about....I didn't say I understand..ok..).. and most nights in the shop I constantly get people trying to ask me if I'm married or if I'm ready to get married... (what the fuck!..can't they just mind their own business!?..hahha)

So it has got me thinking...What do women truly want...(if you know...quick come tell me..)
Some people have been talking about the 5 Cs which women look for in men..

Cash...Car...Condo...Career...
Credit card.

However, I seem to believe that women today look for far more than 5Cs... They've evolved to looking for 9 Cs now.. Don't believe?...Let me elaborate...

6) Club Membership
"...so they can hang out and relax and eat at the expense of the guy..."

7) College Degree
"...so their partners are knowledgeable as compared to others..."

8) Character
"...chivalrous, humourous, honest, loyal, caring..the list will never end.."

9) Cock (haha...sounds crude..but yeah!)
"...I know its not about having it as all men do.....its about what it can do...:).."

I have even said this before to the regulars here and have shared my thoughts on this topic over some 'Yum Cha' sessions... They seem to agree totally.. Even the ladies agree that those are some of the things they look for la.... But then ladies being ladies, they will try to argue that its not that simple to categorize and generalize these assumptions that wan...(blah blah blah..)

They tend to say things like..."Not only that la..."....."where got like that??..."
But we all know that its true...(right guys?...come on..support a bit la..basket!!)
Not only are the assumptions above true in Malaysia...it is true across the world!!
Hahaha...

I honestly believed so...that ladies are so looking for those 9Cs.
But these days...I begin to doubt it already... I have all the 9Cs...
BUT AM STILL SINGLE!!!..hahhaa...what a loser..hahha...
(so maybe my perception about what women are looking for has been wrong...haha..)

So in the past few months I have tried to achieve an upper hand over the other guys out there with the 9Cs......
I have a secret 10th one which very rarely women would find a guy with... Only an 'elite' few would have this 10th C...
So we are even more rare....and an even more valuable catch!!!...

COFFEE SHOP!!! ....."what?!...you others got meh??...hahhahaah"

(...thats one for us Kopicais in the world!!!)

Hhahaha.... YAY!!!...

Gotta go...Got stomach ache!!