These two fellas... if it was not for a snitch I would never have suspected!!
I confronted them both and they admitted...FUCKERS!!!
After a confrontation with the both of them...one was ashamed (but still not remorseful) of himself...you'll see who...while the other was very defiant..(as some criminals are sometimes..)
This fucker...damn unremorseful. After years of looking out for him...he still wants to steal some 'paus' from me... Gave him a job... Bailed him out... etc..Took don't know how many 'paus' from my shop... Sigh depressing!
This fella worse... Drives a BMW 5 series. STEALING PAU!!!In this picture, he doesn't even dare to look at the camera.. (you know how you see in papers, when the cops raid the brothels and catch the men...they all try to cover their faces..)
Anyway... for your information... I'm demanding to collect compensation from them.
The amount payable back to the shop is as follows:-
14 Char Siew Paus =RM 19.60
2 Lo Mai Kais =RM 5.80
Sleepless nights =RM 7000
Interest =RM 12600
TOTAL TO PAY= RM 19,625.40 (since brother give discount 0.40...)
MUST PAY...If not I will start counting how many paus can fit up your asses!
KNNCCB!!
Pau stealing mystery solved and case closed. Consider yourselves warned!
On a separate lighter note....
THIS IS A VERY 'WEIRD and X-Files' LOVE STORY....
There was this very very very loyal customer (Mr. Alloy- name changed deliberately to protect the identity) who keeps on coming to my shop to share his woes about not being able to get a girlfriend. Recently he met this girl (also a customer) and apparently fell head over heels for this girl.. (Lets make her name Miss C). So he's been trying to talk to her for the longest time already...but keeps on 'freezing' up when he's around her....(eeyeerr...so sweet..like first love like that).
This Mr. Alloy keeps on bugging me to 'set him up' for a chance to speak to her but after constant sessions with her....his 'sei pan pan' (kayu-ness) tends to overwhelm him. So one day he actually followed the group out for an outing and 'heard' from one of her friends that she is not interested in him. OOOooOoOOO..... Mr. Alloy became even more emotional that the next few times he came to the shop and watched HBO...he'll start cursing the show if its a love story playing... Hahaha.. (Even my Myanmese staff couldn't stop laughing at him)...
So our depressed Mr. Alloy basically gave up hope. A few of us tried to convince him that since he didn't get the rejection from her directly... Don't give up hope so easily. Even gave him examples such as "Most hot chicks end up with fat and rounded guys". This theory is proven by the argument that handsome guys are intimidated by hot women because their egos tend to fear the rejection if it happens.
So he said eventually... "Ok... give me a sign that I should continue and not run away to Australia"... I didn't know what divine sign would convince him otherwise.. So we continued talking her and him without even saying her name once also. This was purely because the other person who was talking with us didn't know the girl's name.
Then suddenly Mr. Alloy said to the other guy.. "Eh... lend me your phone...I wanna send something over to my phone..." So Mr. Alloy turned on the bluetooth function and tried to send a file over to his phone...
GUESS WHAT CAME OUT!! (you know when you send bluetooth files...you have to accept the file transfer...)
TA DA!!!... Low and behold.. the other guys girlfriend shares the same name as Mr. Alloy's dream girl!!... Hahah.. It was hilarious! None of us knew what both girls names were...So I looked and Mr. Alloy and said.. THERE IS YOUR DIVINE SIGN!!
HAHAHHAHAA.... Fucking funny wei!
You should have seen Mr. Alloy's face turn 'chilli' red...and the smile came on his silly face.
Who is to say there is no divine sign in the world!!
At least now you know Mr. Alloy's dream girl's name...:)
......Thats only part 1 of the 'weird and X-files' love story...
PART TWO... next post!!
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