Lets go Disco!!

After a Long 'Hard' Day....

As many of my regular customers may already know, my morning cashier.. (the sohai's replacement) has served her last day. Her reason for leaving is that some 'dark skinned' fella near her hostel has been harassing her... I wonder why she didn't tell me about it earlier.
I would have gone over there and skinned his 'dark skin'...
Hmm... Maybe thats why..

Anyway, long story short...she's gone..

So what happens now is that I have to take over the morning shift now.. Which means I again have to be up for 17 hours because at night, I still need to be around for 'safety' and public relation reasons. (cheh...like super important like that)

As the day began, I was already feeling a little tired and sleepy..so I had to come up with a super 'mou lieu' game which I could play with myself without people knowing...

Here's how the game went....

I started the day with only 2 pieces of 20 sen. Haha...yeah..only 2.

So the whole day, I just kept collecting 20 sen coins without giving any of them out. You know when you pay for something like Milo Ice (RM 1.80)...instead of giving a single 20 sen as change, I'd give two 10 sen coins.. Hhahaha...
As the quantity continued to increase.. I was caught several times smiling and laughing to myself..
(I swear I saw a few aunties looking at me funny and probably whispering to themselves.."Eeyeer...this 'lou sai' crazy wan err...talking and smiling to himself"...hahaha..)

Sigh... so there goes my chances of asking the ladies to introduce me to their daughters.
Probably will need some 'Match-making services' soon....

But screw that.. at the end of the day... TADA!!!!!!
See how many 20 sens I collected?... Even my mom gave me a worried look when I told her about what I have been doing the whole day..
I'd call it "Project 20 sen"....

Again... my mother walked away.. shaking her head in despair.. Sigh...Sorry Mom.

So as the day came to the time where I could get off work... I just mentioned to some of the boys hanging around here and said... "Come on...Lets go disco!!"...
The fuckers got a little over excited and started calling everyone and telling them "Wei...He said go clubbing..." Haha.... So I also felt itchy a little and agreed to hit the 'Asian Heritage Row'.
I said to them.. " We shall hit Bar Savahn first, then work our way down the street..."

Those fuckers started laughing and said .. "Eh uncle...So long already no more Bar Savahn..."
Could you imagine my embarassment...Hahaha... Summore I was just telling them how happening I can be... Kekkee... So again, we made plans to go down at night...
So I told them... "Now is 5.40pm... I'll go back and sleep now...and wake up at 10pm and we'll go disco!!!"

I tell you... these bunch of naive S.O.Bs....actually believed me. Hahaha...
Yup you guessed it... I went back... and lost conciousness!!! 32 phone calls and 6 SMS's couldn't even make me wake up... Hahaha... I regained conciousness at around 12am. I returned some calls and found out that 'naive SOBs' were already at the club in 'Heritage Row'.
So I felt bad and told myself...

"OK...Change and Go.. Come back by 3am to do closing at the shop"

..... and I really got ready to hit the clubs!~~

Until I got one phone call to assist someone with minor car trouble. So called the bunch at the club and told them I'd be delayed a little... But as I got to the 'minor car trouble scene'... .......

THIS IS NOT MINOR!!!

So this was what held me up la.... Honest.. I really would have gone!
Through out the whole time... The 'naive' SOBs were calling me to hurry up...
...the next time I knew...it was already 2.40am...Haha..
Then I got this phone call from a one very angry SOB...Mr. EZan RAmen
This was how the call went...
(again...name changed to hide the true identitiy of the caller...AHAHHAHAH)



EZR: Hello..Uncle... I gave up sex for you!!...

CoffeeBoy: What the fuck??.. (imagine my facial expression about finding out my friend is Homosexual)

EZR: You know ah...(burp)... I could have been having sex right now...BUT BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!.....I came to Heritage Row. I had a chick's birthday today... Which I set aside... (Burp..) to come and club with you... And what do you do??... YOU FFK ME!!...

CoffeeBoy: Serious?... Sorry la... Maybe I FFK you...and you lost the chance to have sex.. But you can always go back and TFK!!.. Haha...

EZR: NO!!.. (burp..) I waited in Two Billion since 8pm...and at Heritage Row since 10pm for you to come... NO!!...You didn't turn up... I gave up the chance to have sex!!!!...Just for you!!
....burp.. OOoOoOO....I'm so drunk!!

(by this time I was almost rolling on the ground laughing... It was like it was his only chance to get laid and I screwed it up for him...Hahaha)

Coffeeboy: Sorry.. I was really coming already. You don't believe...you come meet me and see that I'm all dressed to club already...

EZR: NOOOOOO!!!!... I gave up SEX for you!!! I could have gone to Quattro and turn it on with the birthday girl..Who is damn hot....BUT YOU!!!...YOU FFK me...and now caused me my chance to have sex!!... I gave up SEX for you!!.. I can't believe it.......(burp!)

(at this point...He sounded a little gay...don't you think!?...hahaha...)

Coffeeboy: Sorry la.. I make it up to you by publishing an apology on the blog...

(it was as if he was scared that I'd blog about him....that his tone changed..)

EZR: Eh...don't need don't need... I'm cool.. I'm going home...and I'll see you tomorrow. You will sure publish my name all wan... NO NO NO need...

Coffeeboy: No I won't publish your name.. I'll change it.. I'm sure people won't know who gave up sex for me...Haahhahaa...

EZR: EH...police police gotta go.. (burp!)

Hahaha..... What kinda phone call was that...
Sigh...anyway... I kept my promise!!.. I didn't reveal your name!
I only called you Mr. EZan RAmen.

Hahahha....Till the next clubbing night!!...

I've gotta get back to work already la.. Sigh..
It was an eventful night for me...
I hope it was for you too somehow Ezra...

Oops...My bad!