Lame....but fruitful day!...

Today started off to a great start because I finally had a chance to sleep..

If you know me, you'd know that nowadays sleep is like a luxury which I can only enjoy occasionally.. But yesterday after feeling wonderful about my 'divine signs'...I smiled all the way home.. And this time when I slept... I missed 17 calls..and received around 12 SMSes. (Whoa...sounds happening eh?...Not really. Cause most of the calls were from people asking me to lend them money or give directions.. Do I freaking look like a freaking GPS device to you guys...KNNCCB!!.....:(...)

But there was one SMS from a very special person which said "Hey.. What are you doing?" . That was probably the only SMS which I felt sorry for not seeing it at that time.. Damn it..
But when I replied at 2.33pm (which was when I regained consciousness)...
No reply from that person..

So excitedly...I called moments later and that person said that she was driving...would call me back.....So I patiently waited... and ........YUP!! you guessed it..The call never came..
Its a wonder when the person which you would want to talk to the most would almost never keep the promise of calling back..sigh... Yet the people who you don't really wanna talk to...Keeps on freaking calling!..
So that basically ruined my day.... (..please imagine me feeling damn emotional and down..)

So reluctantly I headed to the shop... and business was rather on the quiet side.
(Maybe because it was kinda late already..)
So that added to my emo-ness. But as night continued on...it became quite interesting...
Here is how it went...


Firstly... We had a super 'drunk as hell' girl fall on her ass!! I honestly tried to not laugh because I was thinking of the possible lawsuit which would entail if she decided to sue my ass for falling in my premises...
(..But eventually remembered that this was Malaysia and everything is at your own risk..)

So I snickered a little.. But what got me was that her other friend, who was also pissed drunk...tried to save her friend's pride by trying to correct her skirt for her.....But ended up pulling the skirt way too high...then realised it was too high...then tried to correct it again by pulling it down....and then this time...WAY too low...

Yup you guessed it...I'm sorry..but by this time....I couldn't help it...I cracked...and burst into a 'try to keep it in' laugh....hahha.. Then after looking at the other people peeping... I felt bad and stood in front to block la.. (See..I'm not that BAD!)

But that marked the escalating events for the night....


Next... While just chatting with some friends, we decided to put a little wager on soccer as the UEFA Champions league Q-Finals were on at around 2.45am. But since I quit hard core gambling..
(I did it.. LCMY..I really quit gambling!.)

I decided to just buy score prediction!
I placed RM25 on a 2-2 score for the Manchester United and Porto game... and won 26 times my bet!!!...
Call me "Nostradamus" Leon....!!!

Then later in the night... another friend came and started sharing some kick ass jokes. The one that got to me the most was this one..

He went "You all know Superman?"
(for the people from the Ghetto...in case you don't know...Here's a picture...)

He then went... "Why the heck are his clothes always so tight??"

The rest of us were cracking our heads.... and none of us knew the answer...
Then he went..






"Because they are all 'S' sized!!"





Fucking hell...I cracked it again... I never heard that one before.. Although I should be ashamed of myself for not knowing... As I should know all the corny ass jokes in the world!!

Sigh...Anyway...it was a good night..overall..

By the way... No 'Paus' were lost in the making of this blogpost!