Why is it?...These phenomenons..

Weirdness...

Why is it every year leading up until Easter Sunday... rain will come pouring?
Maybe its because God is reminding us that He was also very sad that Jesus was going to be 'stapled' on the cross... I think Easter Sunday also will rain!!...
But Jesus rose already wert... God shouldn't be sad anymore right?..
Anyway, well see... Cause today is like a microwave in the shop!
Why pay more for a sauna treatment when you can have lunch at Two Billion...haha..

Another phenomenon..

Why is it that every Sunday morning, a bunch of old men, will come here and order 1 pot of hot water... Sit and talk for hours even if they can see that the place is filling up..
Imagine... I open a shop and charge you RM1.00 for a pot of water... and you sit for 2-3 hours..
OMG!! I can't kick them out also...

Yet another phenomenon...

Why is it that every coffee shop will have their own group of 'Ah Longs' who will make the place their base?. Almost every coffee shop will definitely have a bunch of them sitting there every morning from 10am-12.30pm.. They they all leave at once. You may ask how I know they are 'Ah Longs'.....Its because I know them...hahaha..
Thank goodness that these bunch are heavy beverage drinkers... They are good customers.

Yet another phenomenon...

Why is it that people who drive nice cars (e.g. Mercedes and BMWs) don't like to pay for their car installments?.. It was really funny when one of the customers car was being 'repossessed' and I had to intervene and stop the guys from taking the car from him. It was embarassing for him...cause I think over 50 pairs of eyes were watching. It was like 'Entertainment for the Day'.. Wish I got a picture..sigh.. it was hilarious..

7 months of non-payment. What the fuck!! You can drive such an expensive car...but you can't afford to pay the installments. Why don't you just pass the keys to me.. and I'll give you some money for the taxi ride home la. I'll even 'tapau' some Char Siew Paus for you!

Yet another phenomenon...

Why is it that the Tom Yum Noodles stall owner can go on holiday to Bali for 4 days with his girlfriend...and I can't even get away to play badminton for like 2 hours. Why is it that they have the time to go clubbing and I can't even sleep for 5 hours undisturbed?
KNNCCB!!

...After all the ramblings and shit...I've resigned to the fact that this is my retribution for all the things I've done in my life. Now is my time to repay my debts to nature and society...
I'm sorry for being such a menace in the past.. Now... I'm a lover of peace. (Until you piss me off..)

Ah...wait... one more.
This one takes the 'fucking' trophy of phenomenons..

Why is it that people who drive big freaking luxury cars can come and tell me that my 'Kopi Ping' is 10 sen more expensive than the coffee shop further down?... Why is it that they can squabble over 10 sen for a 'tapau'. I charge RM1.60 for 'Kopi Ping' and RM 1.70 for a 'take away'... Is it really that expensive?!?

For your information.. Possible breakdown of cost per 'Kopi Ping'..
Tangible Costs -
Coffee Powder - RM 0.20
Water - RM 0.10
Ice - RM 0.10
Milk - RM 0.20
Condensed Milk - RM 0.20
Straw - RM 0.05
Subtotal - RM 0.85

Intangible costs -
Washing detergent to wash the glass - RM 0.05
Washing water - RM 0.05
Worker Pay - RM 0.10
Gas to boil water - RM0.05
Electricity - RM 0.01
Cashier Pay - RM 0.15
Subtotal - RM 0.41

Don't need profit ah????!??!!... Cost is already RM1.26 already. Profit of RM 0.34 also cannot meh?!?!?!...HAH!!!...
If tapau, plastic bag no need money ah?...the string to tie the bag no need money ah?.. Summore sometimes take another 'pink' bag to carry the drink leh?..
No need money meh?!?!?....
Come on.... give me chance la.. I'm just a lonely coffeeboy who wants to save money to get married... YOU ALL DON'T WANT ME TO GET MARRIED MEH!???...Shit..

Sigh..anyway.. I'll write again later la.
I've already let off some steam...

Yay!!.. Hot chick.!....Brb...