Danger Lurking for Snatch Thieves!!

Breaking News..

For the very first time in the history of this coffee shop, a customer's bag was snatched by a Malay man from the front of the shop. She was a customer just having her chill out session when the asshole struck. No one knew that her bag was snatched as she did not raise an alarm at all. The fucker did it so quickly that it was almost impossible to react in time..

I did not get a chance to extract a clearer video from the CCTV recorder as yet... but here is a video which you can see roughly how fast it was and what happened...


It all happened really quickly. I missed it all because I was sleeping in the office in preparation for the graveyard shift. I felt really bad for the lady and all I could do was round up a few boys immediately and helped her try to look around the 1km radius to see if that 'motherfucker' disposed of her belongings or not.. But..No luck..

All I could do after that was to give her a pack of Kent cigs to calm her nerves down.
Poor thing..

Attention to all customers.. (especially ladies and slender males)

Please be careful of your belongings no matter where you are drinking or having your dinner.
The management (meaning me...) will not be held liable for any misfortunes on the premises.
However, the management's securities group will be increasing our patrols of the coffee shop premises to try to make the place a safer dining destination.

However, I must inform that should the security personnel of the coffee shop catch any of these 'mother fucking sorry excuse for a piece of shit' thieves, please forgive us for the 'violence' which may befall the perpetrators.
We are well armed...

To all patrons, do feel free to join in the 'violence'. Only encouraged in this coffee shop.
No mercy for these 'Ham Kar Chans'...

Anyway... I'm quite pissed off...
I endeavour to cut off these muthafuckers hands and fingers off...and make them eat it.

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!!